Re-piercing my ears over the bathroom sink bc I found some really cute earrings and decided life is too short to worry about fragile masculinity
How good is this, it even has a sewn in bookmark
Replying to @_thugisa_
Didn't buy any books but I got a hand sewn book cover so my books stop getting obliterated in my bag
Craft and book fair at the market hall from 10.30am, shift starts at 12pm. I'll try not to be late to work 😭
Every single shift this week has had an unpaid break deducted from it but I haven't actually taken a single break so they owe me like 3hrs pay. This happens every week and I'm sick and tired of it
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can a guy with heavy dark circles and a full time job truly be moe in these trying times
Ghosts of button house is a genuinely incredible film, I've never laughed so much in the cinema before
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uk public: hi can u make groceries cheaper pls and maybe bring down energy bills?
parliament, in all their infinite wisdom: having a wank is banned forever and ur kids cant play video games with their friends
Guys how do you buy mens trousers that fit properly all of mine are too big now and I hate clothes shopping
There’s an easy cure for this and it’s called medieval peasant-maxxing. You need to be building fires and playing festive carols. You need to be taking long walks, learning crafts and listening to stories read aloud. You need to be loading up on cheese and breads and pies.



























