“Hi. Hello. Abel here. Son of Adam.” - MDNI - N/SFW - multiship - story/plot focused - super silly - likes long responses - feel free to tag/DM - 18+ account

I love these but I cannot for the life of me spend 20$+ just on shipment That’s twice as much as what the acrylic keychain costs

“This week has been terrible! First, Monday left me broken. Then, on Tuesday, I was just through with hopin’. And on Wednesday, my empty arms were open! Can you believe that?! Now I’m just stuck waiting for love…”

Draco Malfoid on my tl

Hold up

“…okay so, Clitorisa has a dentist appointment, Choker needs new clothes, I have to pick up medicine for Lactatia who has the flu and I still need to vacuum the entire Exorcist HQ!! GOD this is stressful!”

“I’ve never actually celebrated my birthday before. Dad said it was on February 31st, but I can’t find it on the calendar.”

“Lately I’ve been getting the feeling of an ominous presence over my shoulder…”

“Hooray! A new season of the show! Which episode am I going to be in???”

Matching outfits with who? No, you can’t be Lute I have dibs on her you be the other guy

CHECK THE TV IT DOESNT MATTER WHICH CHANNEL

“Can’t talk right now. I’m busy reminiscing about my past traumas to help further develop my character…”

“You know, I really like how Emily fixed up the gates since they broke down. …still, a bit too much piss-yellow for my taste.”

“I wonder what it’s like being a hamster… …wish I was a hamster.”

This image is AI (Abel Intelligence) generated

I used to be so skinny back then

“I’d say, that was pretty strange. …but I’ve seen Stranger Things.”

“Sera is talking about something important, but I kinda stopped listening after a while.”

“Haven’t been many new Winners lately. …wonder what that’s about”