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Mateo Martinez retweeted
I’ll never forget when Mac Miller died and a mass handful of artists decided to postpone their songs/albums, so that Mac’s album could get him his first #1.
Except Taylor Swift, who pushed her album date forward to take that spot. Stop lying that this isn’t her pattern of behavior she’s slime.
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Taylor Swift did not release anything in that time period. Mac Miller’s album was blocked by a surprise release from Eminem and a previously announced album from Halsey which debuted at #1 and #2 respectively.
billboard.com/pro/eminem-mus…
Mateo Martinez retweeted
Such a wild story.
How can you not love baseball.
Brewers 1B Jake Bauers decided to retire two years ago. His wife was going to go back to work as a teacher and he would be a stay-at-home-dad. Three weeks later, though, she found out she was pregnant with their second child.
Bauers decided to return to baseball only because his family needed health insurance. Tonight he was named MVP of the National League Championship Series.
Mateo Martinez retweeted
The Indians flew in Josh Beckett’s ex-girlfriend to sing the national anthem before Game 5 and the Red Sox didn’t lose another game the rest of the postseason.
October 16, 2007: One Win Away⚾️
Blowing a 3-1 series lead is funny…
(…but ONLY when it’s the Golden State Warriors)
Not so funny when it’s us
Rene goes up 3-1 in ALCS w/ 7-3 win vs. BoSox
Casey Blake/Jhonny Peralta HRs delight The Jake crowd & dismay Tito
#THATWasTheYear
Mateo Martinez retweeted
Hey Jeff, I'm noticing that you didn't send a single tweet about the Brewers' wild comeback from down 4-0, or Garrett Mitchell's absolutely mammoth dong to give the Brewers a 5-4 lead in the clinching game of the NLCS? I assume your wifi went out for a couple hours or something?
Mateo Martinez retweeted
Softest fanbase ever 😂😂😂 just a bunch of spoiled casual bandwagoners
Yea this team is so obviously cheating and MLB isnt even going to do anything about it
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No evidence indicates the Milwaukee Brewers cheated during NLCS Game 3. The video shows Jake Bauers' legitimate go-ahead home run off Blake Snell after an 11-pitch at-bat in a standard game where Snell struck out 9.
espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…
mlb.com/news/jake-baue…
Mateo Martinez retweeted
Sydney Sweeney didn't set women back decades.
You know what DID?
-OnlyFans
-Men in women's sports
-Lindsay Clancy supporters
-"Sex work is work"
-Dylan Mulvaney
-Men in women's bathrooms
-Saying "Birthing people"
-Normalization of porn
-Demonizing stay-at-home moms
THAT is what did it!!
Mateo Martinez retweeted
You know he knocked it out of the park if liberals are still outraged 3 days later.
He was hilarious (and correct).
Mateo Martinez retweeted
Danny Trejo's son posted this about his father's upcoming movie. It's very sad and eye opening
Mateo Martinez retweeted
If you get triggered by a joke about dressing like a whore at the gym, you're probably a whore at the gym.
Mateo Martinez retweeted
No disrespect, but there are other boxers who deserve this chance. We have heard this story 50-11 times. Wheres Roy Jones Jr., Sugar Ray Leonard, Joe Lewis, Floyd Mayweather, Bernard Hopkins- SOMEBODY
