chris retweeted
Almost died yesterday. A group of robbers came into my house with loaded guns and aimed at me. Luckily, the robbers that came in were the Anaheim Ducks without Cutter Gauthier. So they didn't fire a single shot. Thank God🙏❤️
Caught a giant checking me out and the cashier complemented my smile and said I’m handsome. Everyone at Trader Joe’s wants to fuck me.
It’s fucked up that they have hockey games after 9pm and the snack bar isn’t even open. It was ?trans flag? vs Halloween.
There was a commotion at Ducks practice and I had no idea what was going on. Congrats on being the new mother, Granny.
Now who the hell decided scary farm wasn’t happening tonight? I handled so many tasks today bc I was looking forward to that at the end of my day.
Went to the @AnaheimDucks rookie camp for a bit. Got pictures of glass, mostly.
Replying to @__Onixivy_
They couldn’t at least put some a nice finish on it or something? Raw wood? 🥲





















