I check my heart rate after putting a pair of tight pants on just to keep myself humble. (she/her)

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Joined September 2011
Sara of House Lash retweeted
First look at the cover & synopsis for the new Hunger Games book ‘SUNRISE ON THE REAPING’ Set during the Second Quarter Quell, won by Haymitch Abernathy.
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Sara of House Lash retweeted
Saw this and instantly knew I had to share with all the medicine lovers here
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Sara of House Lash retweeted
Imagine being the kid that got cut from the team on Air Bud because they had to make a roster spot for a golden retriever.
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No presale code yet, so I’m putting all of my hope in a Capitol One card I haven’t used in over 2 years 🫡
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“Dad, why is my sister named Rose?” “Because your mother loves roses.” “Thanks, Dad.” “No problem, Brian’s Hat from Season 2 Episode 3 of I Think You Should Leave with Tom Robinson”
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Barbie as the princess and the pauper is a top 5 all time movie for me no lie
Four ‘Barbie’ movies are coming to Netflix in August.
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Sara of House Lash retweeted
i made a little presentation
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Just don’t read the comments. Just leave that stone unturned and tell yourself that everyone is very happy for this woman and her new job.
Welcoming the future 🏴‍☠️ Meet our new President Sandra Douglass Morgan.
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I can’t stop laughing at this
An insane filmography
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I worked my butt off as a 10 year old in a grueling hot and dangerous factory during the Industrial Revolution. If the United States abolishes child labor, I’m going to be livid.
I just worked my butt off to pay off my very expensive student loans a few months ago. If Biden forgives student loans, I’m going to be livid.
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Imagine where we’d be if the people who’ve experienced struggle in this country refused to fight for things to get better because “I struggled, so should you.” It’s almost like we should WANT life to be better for those who come after us.
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Sara of House Lash retweeted
Still crying
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THIS IS SUCH GREAT NEWS
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This is the only correct answer
Replying to @ITYSL_memes
It was a grueling week of polls and debate, narrowing down 64 sketches from the ITYSL extended universe to just one champion. In the end, this was the only sketch I’ve ever seen pull it off. The full bracket is below:
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Good day for people who chose their March madness brackets based on the silliest mascots. 🦚
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Wordle 278 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Today is off to a fantastic start
Sara of House Lash retweeted
[bank account that literally has all my money]: password can be “boobies” for seven straight years, we don’t care [regional parking app I will use one time]: we require 10-factor authentication, password must contain nine Sumerian symbols and a couplet in Iambic pentameter
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