Replying to @_speakeasily
What the fuck was that back there in the hut, Mellors?!
Šimon Nemec, who scored the Devils' game winning goal in double OT, is 21 years old. My son is 13 years old so he really needs to start practicing like yesterday if he's ever gonna make something of himself.
Everyone talking about how great Heat is in the wake of Val Kilmer's passing have all failed to mention that HENRY ROLLINS IS IN THIS MOVIE FOR SOME REASON.
Watching EDM vs NJD. Taught the 5 y/o that McDavid is very good and it's bad for us if he has the puck. So now she freaks out every time he has it "noooo 97!"
"Do you believe in miracles?? YES!" I scream as I point blank green shell Yoshi just before the finish line to take first place.
5 y/o: Mom! This is insane! Why are you trying to make me listen to this?
But I can't hear her because I am rocking out to Toto's "Africa."
Staff Sergeant Butch Montrose retweeted
THIS. IS. AMAZING! 😂👏
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The Woodcock-Johnson (WJ) test is a battery of standardized tests that assess cognitive, achievement, and oral language abilities. It's also three different words for penis.
Bought @RedSox tickets so I could finally get to Fenway 22 years after my father told me on his deathbed that he'd take me. Game was rained out and postponed to today at 5pm after we sat in traffic for 6 hours. @Ticketmaster won't even entertain a credit.
Big shout out to Gabriel M at @Ticketmaster for getting me my refund 🙏

