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Bayonne, NJ
Joined September 2011
Replying to @_speakeasily
What the fuck was that back there in the hut, Mellors?!
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Šimon Nemec, who scored the Devils' game winning goal in double OT, is 21 years old. My son is 13 years old so he really needs to start practicing like yesterday if he's ever gonna make something of himself.
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Everyone talking about how great Heat is in the wake of Val Kilmer's passing have all failed to mention that HENRY ROLLINS IS IN THIS MOVIE FOR SOME REASON.
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DEVILS ARE NOW 2/2 IN GAMES WHERE MRS FIELDS WON THE DESSERT RACE
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She better be the first star of the game
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Watching EDM vs NJD. Taught the 5 y/o that McDavid is very good and it's bad for us if he has the puck. So now she freaks out every time he has it "noooo 97!"
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"if I was on the other team, I would let the Devils score because I would be a good sport."
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"Do you believe in miracles?? YES!" I scream as I point blank green shell Yoshi just before the finish line to take first place.
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5 y/o: Mom! This is insane! Why are you trying to make me listen to this? But I can't hear her because I am rocking out to Toto's "Africa."
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Just dreamed that people in ENM relationships were known at New Jersey handymen.
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My favorite hockey player is Nico Hischier's mustache.
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I wonder what Harrison Ruffin Tyler thinks about all this.
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Staff Sergeant Butch Montrose retweeted
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The Woodcock-Johnson (WJ) test is a battery of standardized tests that assess cognitive, achievement, and oral language abilities. It's also three different words for penis.
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Bought @RedSox tickets so I could finally get to Fenway 22 years after my father told me on his deathbed that he'd take me. Game was rained out and postponed to today at 5pm after we sat in traffic for 6 hours. @Ticketmaster won't even entertain a credit.
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So let's hope someone buys my tickets on for nothing on SeatGeek so I'm only out $90 instead of $150 🙄
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Big shout out to Gabriel M at @Ticketmaster for getting me my refund 🙏
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My neurodivergence is that I don't good morning when I text people.
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I wonder what David Byrne is up to today.
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