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for the first time in my life i don’t want to leave texas i gotta experience a different texas now
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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you should not use a credit card or a debit card. youre supposed to have a burlap sack with a giant dollar sign on it and hoist it over your back everywhere you go
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my god julia louis-dreyfus is absolutely stunning in new adventures of old christine
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Someone unfollowed me so I just spent like 10 minutes scrolling unliking every one of their posts
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.




























