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Me4opresident@_siwefodo13 Nov 2022

Hotels really need to work on their check out time because 10am does not work.

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Me4opresident@_siwefodo17h

The only thing this needed is a sharp knife and hot water.

Mbali Mashinini

@mbalis_bakeryNov 3

Halaal sticker loading

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Me4opresident@_siwefodoNov 2

Finished watching Lupin and now I don’t know what to do with myself.

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Iremide@RxIremideNov 1

Being a light sleeper is so exhausting because the tiniest disturbance can turn into a full-blown sleep interruption.

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Me4opresident@_siwefodoNov 1

Their colonisation recipe? They made sure.

🤎𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍🤎@BrownSugarFine_Nov 1

Guys please don't attack me neh. What's the reason for South Africans to celebrate Halloween, How did we collectively agree that this is part of our culture? Please explain to me like you're explaining to a 5 year old.

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Me4opresident@_siwefodoNov 1

We have bigger issues than fighting about shower gels. We are voting Wednesday!

@omgsidewalksNov 1

I have a genuine question: who is still showering with actual bars of soap? 😭 Like, you’re telling me you get in the shower, grab a solid block of Dove or Dial, rub it directly on your body, then put it back? No pump bottle, no shower gel, just a whole bar of soap? I genuinely need to understand this demographic.

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Me4opresident@_siwefodoOct 31

Dove chomi.

@PapiKhanyileOct 31

What does "Yenza ngendlela obona ngayo" mean in a relationship?

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Me4opresident@_siwefodoOct 31

This is how you get groomed to stay in toxic relationships 😭😫

Ndlovukazi_MaMbuyisa👑@thando__mbuyisaOct 31

Yall still have my heart, yezwani? @KaizerChiefs 💛🥹

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Me4opresident@_siwefodoOct 31

Ofcos you learnt it from USA

AKANA YEZU🙏🏿❤️👑

@Digital_n11Oct 30

Easy dinner 🥘 I learned this in USA 🇺🇸 come I will teach you 👍

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Me4opresident@_siwefodoOct 31

I haven’t watched PSL games in a while and I want to change that. I’m watching the derby and I think Wandile Dube looks like William Katsande🤭

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Me4opresident@_siwefodoOct 31

Beer time was running out. Had to get up and get on.

Me4opresident@_siwefodoOct 31

Currently having the best time of my life. I’m bed-rotting with nothing to do except eating 🥰

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Me4opresident@_siwefodoOct 31

Currently having the best time of my life. I’m bed-rotting with nothing to do except eating 🥰

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Me4opresident@_siwefodoOct 31

It’s 5pm somewhere in the world, so no it’s not.

Akhona🏳️‍🌈@VersatileBeinggOct 31

Is it too early to open a beer?

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Me4opresident@_siwefodoOct 30

It’s more like a corrective rape mentality.

wura@cupidluvsgayluvOct 29

niggas be homophobic but have a fetish for lesbians

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Me4opresident@_siwefodoOct 30

When you get a chance? Stay alone (living arrangement) and be single. Uzobuva ubuncwane bo bomi🥰❤️

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Me4opresident@_siwefodoOct 30

Imali iyandifanela ke shame🥺🤭

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Me4opresident@_siwefodoOct 30

Me each time I see a mirror😭🥺

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Me4opresident@_siwefodoOct 30

She annoys me so much.

@NkanyeziKubhekaOct 30

Give Hellen Zille a chance. 😂😂

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Me4opresident@_siwefodoOct 29

And Handy Andy. What they did for my shower yesterday? Goated🐐

Rox. 🇿🇦@rorisanglblOct 29

Domestos is such a serious cleaning product. It gets the job DONE! 👍🏽

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Me4opresident@_siwefodoOct 29

Money in?

Thaso 🫶🏾@_ThasoOct 29

Life is not that bad yazi 😁

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Me4opresident@_siwefodoOct 29

That 1hour nap in the car during your lunch hour? Never take it for granted.

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