@_simulacral

I make posts that no one reads

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Joined November 2010
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Everything is a psyop except for my opinions, which I have absorbed directly from the leyline of truth
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维恩堡@LjshYso93480Oct 21
土耳其是全世界的飞机杯，你们的垃圾国家长的就像个飞机杯，还他妈是前后开口的，伊斯坦布尔和爱琴海是阴道，亚美尼亚高原和库尔德斯坦是肛门，所有人都能通过这两个口操你们的垃圾国家，所有人的精液混在一起最后弄出来土耳其这个杂种民族。
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Live feed of Nathan Fielder discovering that Sacha Baron Cohen has been friendly fire outing his former business relationship with the Liberal Zio•nist media Mossadist. Probably did it intentionally to take some of the luster off YCSE, tbh lol
The Hollywood Reporter
@THROct 21
Sacha Baron Cohen on Nathan Fielder, who worked on his show 'Who Is America?': "I think he’s a comic genius and he reinvented the genre that I, I suppose, created or developed. And he had a rule really, which was to not do anything that I had done. But he’s a brilliant, brilliant mind, and absolutely hilarious. I think his documentary’s going to be huge, so I’m very excited for him." bit.ly/4BpPgkz
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Neet
@neet_solOct 20
“Bye I’m off to work” Goes to the bar
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 20
JUST IN: China's struggling job market fuels new trend of "fake commuting," with unemployed workers leaving home each morning to convince their families they still have jobs. — Reuters
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This makes sense when you consider that "the market" now only refers to an increasingly small group of asset owners, not normal US citziens
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 20
US home prices are still rising, despite the housing slump. Prices rose 0.25% in September, and annual growth accelerated to 3.8%, the fastest since June 2025, per Redfin. That’s despite mortgage applications near 1995 levels and sellers outnumbering buyers by 63%.
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No one has been hiring since like 2023
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 20
US private hiring is slowing. Private employers added an average of 18,500 jobs a week over the four weeks ending Oct. 3, per ADP. That’s down from 26,000 a week in the prior reading, a 29% drop.
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Ed Zitron
@edzitronOct 20
This means that the increased price of RAM and consumer electronics was a result of an artificial "supply chain crisis" created by Jensen Huang pushing NVIDIA's customers to take early delivery of GPUs. Jensen Huang is responsible for making life worse for everyone.
Ed Zitron
@edzitronOct 20
NVIDIA appears to be channel stuffing, forcing Amazon and other customers to take early delivery of GPUs. It's hard to take the argument that these things are "scarce" when you don't even have anywhere to plug them into...unless NVIDIA is saying you NEED to take them now.
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Dean W. Ball
@deanwballJul 11
there comes a time in every ai policy professional’s life when they realize they have to read the talmud to make further progress, and for me that time was this week
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My friends lib wife decided to check out the DSA like a month ago and now autistic DSA guys won't stop messaging her trying to hang out lmao
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Laz 🏈 👀@crumbbutlerOct 18
It’s always people who don’t have real jobs saying this shit
Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesiasOct 18
My strongest “vibes not evidence” belief is that remote work is a cancer that’s making (most) people miserable even though it seems better in the short term.
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across the USA homeowners are asking why they can't be interred in their homes after death, accompanied by a ritually sacrificed doordasher and favorite appliances, the entire property set ablaze. "what 'gas lines'?" asks one "if i'm not alive, does the subdivision even exist?"
POLITICO
@politicoOct 18
“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?” Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century. politico.com/news/magazine/2…

Do You Really Own Your Home? A Tax Revolt Says No.

The argument that property taxes make Americans renters in their own houses has fueled the biggest anti-tax uprising in half a century, and local governments are scrambling.

politico.com
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The fucked up thing is the Irish guy didn’t even know they were trans he just saw an unpunched woman
Insane Clips
@StreetFightsHQOct 17
Streamer Vlad Ncl gets punched in the face out of nowhere while walking the streets of Ireland pretending to be trans 😬
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Soon the young are going to be desperate enough that it is widely accepted the only solution is to kill all boomers
POLITICO
@politicoOct 18
“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?” Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century. politico.com/news/magazine/2…

Do You Really Own Your Home? A Tax Revolt Says No.

The argument that property taxes make Americans renters in their own houses has fueled the biggest anti-tax uprising in half a century, and local governments are scrambling.

politico.com
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That new Nathan Fielder movie had the hipster theater hootin and hollerin like a black church last night
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ally
@missmaynOct 14
normal americans have been in a recession for 18-24 months. he means a recession for rich people.
Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuruOct 14
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 BlackRock CEO Larry Fink warns banning data center construction could trigger a US recession.
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Moongazer
@joeybeastmarketOct 13
If an LLM has ever used an emoji with you it has accurately identified you as unensouled and has logged you in a database to be culled in the future. Any further conversation is purely to map your decision tree. You have no agency. A robot will pilot your corporeal form. You will be harvested.
brays★n@normaIboyOct 13
boy next to me asked chat gpt can he bring his cava on the flight and now he’s having a full on kii with the bot
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People who say shit like this are just stupid and have no theory of mind. You are too dumb to abstract into the other so you want something as similar to yourself as possible.
🐁 twin squeaks 🐁@lizzabeesOct 10
unironically the number of straight women friends of mine who tell me they adore women and would love to be with one but are scared of eating pussy kinda blows my mind
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White people love to say “Tapping the sign” and then post a 14 year old on tumblr’s political analysis
Noah 🔶@st_noah_of_arcOct 9
Tapping the sign.
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caleb gamman@calebgammanOct 9
americans think marxism is a religion because church is the only other example they have of someone recommending a book
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Leave SD alone. You can destroy LA and SF in the false flag though.
Los Angeles Times
@latimesOct 6
Trump suggests letting Iran 'take out' Los Angeles and San Diego at campaign rally latimes.com/california/story…

Trump suggests letting Iran 'take out' Los Angeles and San Diego at campaign rally

Trump made the remarks during a rambling speech in which he said gas prices would be lower soon, touted his ouster of Venezuela’s dictator, and made attacks on news outlets.

latimes.com
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doomer
@uncledoomerOct 5
can anyone tell me what happens when home prices keep going up, there is no crash, and nobody can afford a home?
New York Post
@nypostOct 5
Americans hoping for an 08-style housing crash to afford a home are out of luck trib.al/qQkI7XJ
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Nadia Evangelou is referenced as an expert and she is associated with the National Association of Realtors which missed predicting the 2008 crash and has an interest in keeping the market inflated. sun-sentinel.com/2006/04/28/mix…
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