San Francisco, CA
Joined February 2017
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Every single day is just a reminder that real estate is a rigged game and no matter how hard I work it will never be enough heyoooooo
TIL dead/stuck pixel acceptance limit prior to RMA.... FML I have a stuck pixel literally dead center of my monitor and it's annoying AF when trying to play FPS (it's right on the crosshair!)
guess it's time to practice no scopes?
Every since I took the advice to win more sets than my opponent, I have achieved a 100% win rate in all my matches where it happened #truestory 🎾
Two episodes into Stranger Things S4 (starting three rn)
Observations:
1) bully is messed up
2) Murray is the best, and he cooks!
3) if Johnathan spends the entire season smoking the devils lettuce, right on man
Well my millennial nightmare finally happened… went to buy a bag of Cheetos, forgot my wallet, no worries just use Apple pay… stands there awkwardly for 5 mins while the system very slowly processes my payment (cancel and retry twice!) while a line builds behind me 😱🥲
Yearly reminder to myself that I once thought the monitors at work were defective, complained out loud, filed a help ticket, complained to the tech support agent out loud, watched him plug the unplugged power cord in, promptly said “thank you sir, I appreciate you” #StayHumble
Prey is a great game, but now I’m scared and paranoid all the time… and I swear I haven’t seen that cup before in the house… dear god help me… so many cups
oh how I missed the lights automatically turning off while you're in a meeting room and doing your best sedentary rock impression
#BackAtWork
I can’t believe this dude turned off my WWE just so he could wait 4 minutes between sets whilst texting 😫
#INeedAHomeGym