Joined April 2019
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SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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I’ve had miracles on miracles all year long man. I’m still alive and kicking, I’ll never take it for granted.
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actions have consequences i think people keep forgetting that
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MUHEHEHEHEHEHE version 2
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The Hills
What song made you The Weekend fan??
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How do you move on omggg
My ex had a morning wood ritual and I haven't found anyone since who does it… Every morning without fail, she'd wake up, feel me against her, and whisper “presenting for inspection?” in this fake formal voice. Then she does this thing where she slowly pull the covers down, look at it, and either say “APPROVED” or “needs work.” If it was “approved” she'd take care of me immediately. If it was “needs work” she'd make me earn it by going down on her first. I never knew which one I'd get. Sometimes I was already throbbing and she'd still say “needs work” just because she wanted my mouth. I miss the unpredictability. The teasing. Current dating scene feels like everyone just grabs it mechanically or ignores it. She made it fun.
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This is how music is supposed to make you feel. music is medicine. Here’s to REAL MUSIC❤️🥹🤗
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黒焦げしたトーストみたいな猫
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Señor gato
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the last thing a man will do is raise his voice at me. Do you know how loved I am at home? You must be mad, dead to me dfkm
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CEOに任命された猫
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Raping kids sounds normal and sensible to the average Ghanaian than Homosexuality between grown adults.
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😂real
Entrepreneurship no easy Friday night you dey enter house with bombele, today Gh¢121.62
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