Houston
Joined July 2011
Damn maybe we are pussy
Protests in France have turned completely violent over the cost of living 🤯
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This might be the greatest Slappy game of all time: Tuten, Hunter, and Noel.
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This was a Saturday morning cartoon PPV event.
Ash's Charizard vs Blaine's Magmar 🔥
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What album opener sets the tone perfectly? 💿
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The ultimate display of privilege coming from this rat. She knows that true talents like Ella Langley are drowning whatever popularity she once had so she must do this for attention. I’d also be shocked if she could tell us, in detail, anything about Columbus or anything else for that matter.
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Kacey Musgraves could sail to the Bahamas but Christopher Columbus could never write Golden Hour
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Kacey Musgraves is on fire lately. 10/10 new album Arena tour Dolly tribute Platforming the mariachi brothers Selena covers Performing on stage as Ronnie Dunn 2 hour set at a dive bar after Austin show Intocable collab in Spanish Clocking the fuck out of Kristi Noem
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Finding Dua Lipa attractive means you don't have the epigenetic europid blood memory of distrusting gypsies. I look at this woman and my DNA tells me she's just distracting me so her brothers can steal my livestock.
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scotty retweeted
2026-2027 predictions
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“FOREVER & ALWAYS” YEAH THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAY
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scotty retweeted
wtv u need in the city bro you have it @ChipEngelland
Friday’s obligatory Amen Thompson shooting mechanics update
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scotty retweeted
because he did this lmfao
Imagine this app if Aaron Judge went 1-8 with multiple Ks in the playoffs and got swept Yordan Alvarez did it and I don’t hear a peep
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If Bennett Sousa wants to play for a fanbase that gets excited about wildcard games and losing, he should play for the Seattle Mariners
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UPDATE: Tim Tebow announces he is “pausing” his relationship with Life Surge following our @pablofindsout x @MotherJones investigation. Our previous request for comment from Tebow, in reply to our detailed list of questions, still stands. More to come.
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My mentions have been full of people accusing us of investigating Life Surge because I'm secretly trying to undercut Tim Tebow's mission to stop pedophiles so just in case you're not familiar with @pablofindsout:
Replying to @PabloTorre
Pablo the pedophile defender
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Tim Tebow is on pace to headline more than 20 Life Surge events this year. But current and former employees tell PTFO and @MotherJones that the faith-based conference uses predatory tactics and high-pressure sales to upsell attendees. Victims call it a “scam.” “If you are a Christ-centered company, you don’t put your followers in debt.”
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Fantasy football dudes are making fun of Netanyahu. It’s fucking over.
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Kalshi hired Donald Trump Jr as a paid strategic advisor and gave him a $300k equity stake. Kalshi is now asking the CFTC, part of Trump’s executive branch, to let people gamble more, with money they don’t have. This is, by far, the most corrupt family in U.S. history.
BREAKING: Kalshi is asking the CFTC to allow margin trading on its platform, which would let users gamble with borrowed funds.
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