@_pocketwatcher

Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions…. Main account @theaveragevoter former Twitter X’s DMCA political prisoner.

 Earth, USA
Joined November 2022
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Life calls everyone’s best hand, whatever is in your hand you gotta play it. Ain’t no bluffs, deal!
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Opening Day is the best day. Because it means seven straight months of real, meaningful baseball. And that's something for everyone to celebrate.
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Cut4
@Cut4
Mar 25
Tough boss? We got ya covered for #OpeningDay
To whom it may concern: Please excuse (your name) from (insert activity) this (Wed/Thurs/Fri). Let’s call it a “personal day,” because their close, personal friends - the (insert team) - are celebrating 2026 Opening Day and (your name)’s support is integral to both team morale and success. Since we understand (your name) is kind of like the (your player comparison) in your neck of the woods and missing them for even a day could be devastating, we invite you to join us in Opening Day festivities! Fire up MLB.TV on the screens, maybe a little pop-up hot dog stand for lunch? Cotton candy for an afternoon energy boost? Just spitballing here. Anyway, (your name) will be back (pick a day, don’t be greedy). Happy Opening Day! Sincerely, Major League Baseball

ALT To whom it may concern: Please excuse (your name) from (insert activity) this (Wed/Thurs/Fri). Let’s call it a “personal day,” because their close, personal friends - the (insert team) - are celebrating 2026 Opening Day and (your name)’s support is integral to both team morale and success. Since we understand (your name) is kind of like the (your player comparison) in your neck of the woods and missing them for even a day could be devastating, we invite you to join us in Opening Day festivities! Fire up MLB.TV on the screens, maybe a little pop-up hot dog stand for lunch? Cotton candy for an afternoon energy boost? Just spitballing here. Anyway, (your name) will be back (pick a day, don’t be greedy). Happy Opening Day! Sincerely, Major League Baseball

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Tomorrow vs Nationals: 58° ☁️ Wind blowing in from LF at 12mph💨 Gusts up to 26mph #Cubs #Weather #OpeningDay
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Play ball!
MLB
@MLB
Mar 26
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U.S. 30-year mortgage rates dipped to 5.99%, the first sub-6% print since 2022.
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Hedge fund assets rise to $5 trillion
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The U.S. dollar taking a breather…
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Kalshi
@Kalshi
Feb 23
JUST IN: Gold overtakes US dollar as "largest" global reserve asset
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For the 2026 Winter Olympics, the U.S. Olympic and Paralympic Committee (USOPC) will pay medalists approximately $38,000 for gold, $23,000 for silver and $15,000 for bronze.
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We got tariffs on everything except NBA front office transactions.
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The Trump administration has other tariff authorities it could pivot to … Sec. 122 of 1974 Trade Act. A maximum tariff of 15% for up to 150 days to address deficits. No investigation required. This authority has never been invoked before. Sec. 338 of the 1930 Tariff Act. A maximum tariff of 50% to address "unreasonable" trade practices. No investigation required. This authority has never been invoked before. Sec. 301 of the 1974 Trade Act. No limit on tariffs to address “unfair” trade practices. Investigation required. The Trump administration has used this authority before. Sec. 232 of the 1962 Trade Expansion Act. No limit on tariffs to address threats to “national security.” Investigation required. The Trump administration has used this authority before.
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SCOTUSblog
@SCOTUSblog
Feb 20
NEW: The Supreme Court has held that IEEPA does not authorize the president to impose tariffs. supremecourt.gov/opinions/25…
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The Seahawks are expected to be sold for as much as $10 billion. The Packers are owned by 539,000 shareholders, which is approximately 19% of the size of their Instagram following. That same ratio applied to the Seahawks would require 688,000 people to contribute ~$15K each.
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The IRS will get it’s share.
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
Feb 18
The sale of the Seattle Seahawks is expected to set a new record for the price of a sports franchise.
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The sale of the Seattle Seahawks is expected to set a new record for the price of a sports franchise.
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
Feb 18
Super Bowl champs now officially for sale:
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As markets have become more efficient, the job of an investor has essentially transformed from putting a price on a security to figuring out what is already priced into the security
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Total volume bet on Kalshi for the Super Bowl: $497,781,935.
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Spotrac
@spotrac
Feb 9
2025 #NFL Postseason Payouts, led by the #Seahawks at $371,000 per player.
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it's really you vs you.
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So much stuff going on, so called conspiracy theorists don't look so strange now? Upside down world.
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