Phil Dunphy

Phil Dunphy is no straight guy......

Did I just say wife gets in the way? Cause sometimes I do that.

Always ask yourself

I'm terrified of motorcycles, but sometimes you do things to prove you're still a man. Same reason I got that henna tattoo. #ModernFamily

#youcantbeuglyand Phil Dunphy at the same time. Just not possible. #modernfamily

You have nothing to fear, but fear itself... and the concrete.

Friends, if the apocalypse doesn't kill us today, it's not the end of the world!

He was in a hammock. It was actually really funny, I was on top of him for like 20 minu... Okay, good night!

I tried 2 break up with a girl & I danced around it so much, she didn’t know I had broken up with her. 20 years later, we’re still married.

#modernfamily funnier than Seinfeld, more chemistry than Friends, and more loyal than Lebron James.

Whoa, whoa, maybe it's all the creams, but that just made sense girlfriends...

Trust me that is not a phone call you want to make to ex-college male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful rhythmic taunt.

I’m cool dad, that’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face. #ModernFamily

I'm totally pumped. Pumped pumped pumped, Pump up the jam, Pumped up kicks, Pumpedy dumpty, Pumple-stiltskin.

Am I attracted to her? Yes. Would I ever act on it? No, no way. Not while my wife is still alive.

Every realtor is just a ninja with a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere, but not me. I'm completely clueless.

"How you doin typhoid clairy?" #modernfamily

"My wife won't let me go to Vegas." Trust me that is not a phone call you want to make to a group of ex-college male cheerleaders.

Never be afraid to go after a girl that's out of your league... How do you think I got your mom?