Bournemouth and England

premier league
Joined May 2022
No wonder Joao Pedro plays for them 💀
To be fair, it's a very nice record to look at
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All sat in Chaplin's bless em
Imagine you’ve got a europa league away day and you’ve got to experience boscombe 😭😭 #afcb
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Three weeks and 'not ready' what a joke #afcb
#afcb boss Marco Rose had just told @solentsport his team ‘were not ready’ and that he is responsible for that. Full post-match interview after today’s 5-1 defeat to Chelsea coming shortly on @BBCRadioSolent and the @BBCSounds app.
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David brooks in 2026
🔵 TEAM NEWS 🍒 Your #afcb team to take on Chelsea at Stamford Bridge 👊
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Anyone else going Prague with no ticket? No chance I'm missing the nightout after the game #afcb
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Phads retweeted
I’m sorry but “global cherries “ getting tickets for Prague over people with season tickets who have gone home and away for years is a disgrace.
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Phads retweeted
If you’ve got Lewis Skelly and James Garner playing in midfield while Alex Scott is stuck on the bench and Adam Wharton is sat at home you deserve to be sacked.
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Phads retweeted
Can’t believe @TalkCPFC says this!
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WHAT. EUROPE. MEANS. 😍
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Alex Scott might be the best player we're ever had #afcb
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Can't believe what I'm seeing 🤩
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Once a cherry, always a cherry 🍒 Those who paved the way, those who have made this dream come true.
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Another kit related tweet but FUCK vitality for ruining this shirt
Professional contract - signed ✅ Congratulations, Charlie 🍒
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David brooks hasn't been any good for over 5 years. FIVE #AFCB
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Phads retweeted
How the fuck is David Brooks still employed at a Premier League club
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Bournemouth are the first team in Premier League history to score the opening goal in their first three games of a season and fail to win any of them (D2 L1).
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Where do you get a £40m striker that can score? Asking for my sanity
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3 weeks in a row, genuine piss take
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Our supporter coaches have just departed Vitality Stadium to head to Newcastle. Those from Weymouth had to leave at 12.45am. An absolutely incredible effort from everyone getting behind us for the longest Premier League journey of the season ❤️
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Next tweet needs to be the set piece coach's resignation #afcb
A point in our first game back at home.
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Fuck right off
Tarkowski equalises in added time. 1-1.
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