my 2026 movie thread:

Haaland could tweet "what if we were called Woman City" and crash Twitter in 37 minutes if he wanted to

“Can you use it in a sentence?” Joe Rogan is the most demented and decrepit ultracrepidarian plaguing our dumb country, and I don’t feel sorry for dullards who depend on his two cents

if you repost this, Israelis will make a comment about planting pagers in your country and call you anti-Semitic if you call them pussies

I also have yet to see discourse point towards the similarities between Chris Hansen’s career and Kick streaming pedo hunters who utilize child predators solely as a means of making content, and the fact that the latter has definitely been staged sometimes for livestreams

Did not know this movie took place in September, this is a ridiculously insane masterclass in the rule of thirds, I have zero desire to watch the American version out of fear of tainting this, top five horror movie, top five movie that has the best ocean shots? Oh my god

first time watching

If you see Rob Gronkowski in a gambling ad and your first reaction was “shame on him for endorsing a heinous company” and not “this CTE sleeper cell doesn’t know any better” then you clearly aren’t a true Sports Enjoyer ™️