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Full circle. My work is done
Joe Rogan blows the mind of animal expert Forrest Galante when he reveals that Panda Bears are fake:
ROGAN: “There were no pictures of pandas in ancient Chinese history.”
GALANTE: “No way. Is that actually true?”
ROGAN: “Yeah they didn’t show up until like the 17th century.”
JAMIE: “I keep seeing stuff online about pandas being fake.”
ROGAN: “They might’ve been genetically engineered to eat bamboo because that stuff grows like crazy.”
GALANTE: “And bamboo has almost zero nutritional value so why would any animal just naturally choose to eat that?”
ROGAN: “We genetically engineered wolfs into these cute little dogs that just want to cuddle all day, so who knows what they could’ve done with bears.”
GALANTE: “It’s totally possible.”
ROGAN: “Why are they so cute? They are by far cuter than any other bear. Look at that face.”
GALANTE: “A panda bear will drop its baby to go chase an apple. They are easily the dumbest animal in the world.”
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My panda theory has finally reached a half Chinese guy. Very exciting to get closer to source on this one. Great chat with @seankelly25
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Everyone knows their fake now. When I first dropped the panda question everyone thought I was nuts or “just jealous” or “being a hater.”
No dude that’s joe Rogan in a suit on dmt
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This isn’t a real animal. That’s just a sack of jelly beans.
Research fake panda. I can’t believe I thought these little assholes we’re actual wild animals
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The panda conspiracy is more interesting than any other conspiracy. They had depictions of tigers for 7,000 years but this fat stupid abomination was hidden and unkillable and won’t fuck and never ovulates.
I literally would rather find out about what the hell a panda is than how 9/11 happened.
Pan is a hybrid demon depicted as an enchanter and corrupter. What if it’s actually this retard.
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Guess who wasn’t in the 1933 dictionary or any Chinese history. You guessed it, this asshole
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We’re choosing ambition for Canada, and that choice will carry us forward for decades to come.
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