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@_paidsb
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Joined November 2020
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@_paidsb
May 22
everybody soo rich on social media until you hangout with them
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@_paidsb
27 Oct 2025
gum do not work for everybody some of yall need to chew tide pod
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@_paidsb
24 Oct 2025
“ your card declined ” nah it was locked crunchy panties try it now
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@_paidsb
12 Aug 2025
getting rubbed down by them rafting nggas in Jamaica count as a body
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@_paidsb
11 Aug 2025
oh and towels are not to be washed with clothes
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@_paidsb
11 Aug 2025
dont be mad wen sb hug yall n they smell 💩 gn lmaoooo
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@_paidsb
9 Aug 2025
a real ngga gone fck ur friend to prove that’s not ur friend.
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@_paidsb
7 Aug 2025
u hand me a blanket first thing imma do is smell it. won’t have me wrapped in aśs.
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@_paidsb
3 Aug 2025
everybody want a pretty girlfriend until its time for her to go outside
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@_paidsb
13 May 2025
men don't joke, they test boundaries and decide if they're joking based on your reaction.
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@_paidsb
8 May 2025
when i text with periods i’m not playing with you
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@_paidsb
6 May 2025
all i did was laugh at your post now you wanna link
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@_paidsb
5 May 2025
from raw to no contact is crazy
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@_paidsb
2 May 2025
coworker beef ain’t got no age limit anybody can get it
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@_paidsb
1 May 2025
please don’t message me if your useless
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@_paidsb
30 Apr 2025
sexual discipline keeps you safe
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@_paidsb
29 Apr 2025
once we swap spit you my business idc
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@_paidsb
27 Apr 2025
i miss when you could touch a tv and feel its fur
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@_paidsb
24 Apr 2025
wash yo back don’t just squeeze the rag over ur shoulders
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@_paidsb
22 Apr 2025
if we arguing and i see veins on ur forehead imma leave you be
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