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satire — random tweets
Joined November 2020
everybody soo rich on social media until you hangout with them
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gum do not work for everybody some of yall need to chew tide pod
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“ your card declined ” nah it was locked crunchy panties try it now
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getting rubbed down by them rafting nggas in Jamaica count as a body
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oh and towels are not to be washed with clothes
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dont be mad wen sb hug yall n they smell 💩 gn lmaoooo
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a real ngga gone fck ur friend to prove that’s not ur friend.
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u hand me a blanket first thing imma do is smell it. won’t have me wrapped in aśs.
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everybody want a pretty girlfriend until its time for her to go outside
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men don't joke, they test boundaries and decide if they're joking based on your reaction.
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when i text with periods i’m not playing with you
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all i did was laugh at your post now you wanna link
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from raw to no contact is crazy
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coworker beef ain’t got no age limit anybody can get it
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please don’t message me if your useless
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sexual discipline keeps you safe
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once we swap spit you my business idc
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i miss when you could touch a tv and feel its fur
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wash yo back don’t just squeeze the rag over ur shoulders
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if we arguing and i see veins on ur forehead imma leave you be
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