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🇳🇴 Last night, at the Red Bull Arena in Leipzig, RB Leipzig Women's player Andrea Norheim waited for Erling Haaland in the tunnel after the game.
Norheim and Haaland were team mates at Bryne FK, where she was the only girl in the boys team.
They go way back. ❤️💙
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there's so much more to lfe than physical pleasures. don't get me wrong, it's really nice and satisfying but it's just a brief moment. I want to experience life all around. God bless me pls
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Cooked one mad oil beans yesterday morning, I ate some and left the rest in the pot. I returned from work and couldn’t find the beans again, so I assumed my wife had eaten them!
Mad o! This woman likes to cook her beans her own way, so for her to have eaten mine meant I had finished work with that beans.
Only for me to open the freezer this morning and see my beans sitting pretty at the bottom. This woman no chop am!
My beans that Uniben Hall 4 boys used to rush that year. 😩😩
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Bill Skarsgård says he brings out his Pennywise voice if his kids misbehave.
“He can slip in there, slip out and then Nosferatu can pop in. There's a whole colorful bunch of schizophrenic daddy.”
(Source: @joshuahorowitz)
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thanks to the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become petrol in the car that took her mom to the hospital to give birth to her
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God Abeg 😭😂
#LagosLife #lagoslifeapp
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My mom went to wake up my grandpa (83) and he pretended he was dead bro 😭 what is wrong w him. Held his breath and everything bye.




















































