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for everyone who wants to ask me how things are going: good

exactlyyyyyy girl 😍🙌

groups of three young able bodied people be like let’s spread ourselves across the entire sidewalk and walk really slow in front of Olivia

i wish i knew who tim curry was so i could be gay and moved

i actually believe i deserve to walk across the entrance to the dunkin more than you deserve to turn left into it’s drive thru

just saw someone say katseye is trying to “reheat ice spice’s nachos.” i promise you No One is trying to reheat ice spice’s nachos.

i appreciate a bus driver’s tenacity to just run red lights

any time i check my alarm to make sure it’s on and it turns out this one single time it’s actually not on: that could’ve been it just then there

i like to believe that the yellower a spread butter is, the more flavor it contains in each spread. i have no evidence in my own life to support this, but i like to believe it.

any time a cool sports car passes by i always make sure not to look at it so the driver knows i think he made a stupid decision

when you open the sliced sourdough loaf and have to ask ok is that mold or is that a hole in the bread that is hitting the yellow light and black bag label at the perfectly correct angle to produce a sort of blue/purple

two times now a man has shoved themselves into the elevator before i can get out with a no eye contact “sorry” like are you insane.

scooping out the remnants of the peanut butter jar humiliation ritual just hand covered in peanut butter down to the third knuckle just sticky ass peanut butter can’t scrub it off

must be a boat the way i’m harboring resentment

how’d you all get assigned the gimme fucking cheeseburger / hazbin hotel / we are charlie kirk coworker music at work when the coworker music i got assigned to was morgan wallen 😕

weighing in on today’s twitter timeline controversies. i would try that cheese and onion pub sandwich but i also think you shouldn’t be selling those for real money. i don’t know who oliver tree is but based on the pictures that’s probably a good thing. also sorry to curaçao