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“odeio negocio de grude, nao aguento isso”
eu 20 minutos depois de me despedir da minha namorada:
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so deus sabe o quanto eu esperei pra sentir um amor tão genuíno quanto oq ela tem por mim, que eu consigo sentir quando a gnt conversa sobre qualquer coisa, quando a gnt ri das bobeiras uma da outra, quando a gnt se encosta e no mais simples bom dia, eu amo a minha namorada
But some of Una dey craze o 🤣🤣🤣
Ordinary date mind you, wey you go do passenger prince 🤣🤣.
Met this guy, we got talking on Instagram and eventually decided to link up for a date. On the D Day, I drove there, he didn’t.
At some point, we decided to change location cos we didn’t like the place. I got into my car, expecting him to get in so we could head to the new location together.
This guy said he can’t let a babe drive him, so I should either give him my car keys or we’d take a Bolt. I thought it was a joke at first but he was deadass.
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Dear Nigerians in the UK,
jsyk there’s nothing wrong with your Nigerian accent please I’m begging.
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Sou completamente apaixonada pela pessoa que minha namorada se torna a cada dia, e sou tao orgulhosa de cada esforço dela.
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I do love the UK but we're at that point in the year where it's dark and cold on the way to work and dark and cold on the way home, for the next 6 months. Clocks go back Sunday so it gets worse from here.
Really has you questioning life's choices tbh
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🚨🇪🇸 ARDA GULER OPENS THE SCORING FOR REAL MADRID! WHAT A FANTASTIC GOAL! 🤯
Real Madrid 1-0 Sevilla. xitter.cf/alaskafreezys/status/2…
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God, I like this person so much.
I really really really do 😭😭😭.
I like their fingers, too.






















