copywriter & idea guy

Joined February 2019
just playing around and made something fun for the @stacks community. NOT an official game by any means. STACKSBATTLES! PS, just used ai to generate most of it 🤣. It wound up pretty funny. stacksbattles.grok.me/
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A dollar that works for you. Meet USDh: digital money backed by Bitcoin.
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Hermetica has integrated @ClearStreetLLC. The FINRA- and SIPC-member broker-dealer now provides execution and custody for securities backing USDh.
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Off-exchange settlement lets us trade on CEXs without leaving USDh backing assets in their custody. The best counterparty risk is the counterparty risk you never take.
RE BITGET $350M HACK: USDh reserve assets are safe and have no exposure to Bitget. @CopperHQ’s off-exchange settlement keeps USDh backing assets off trading venues. All Bitget positions have been unwound as a precaution.
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Tim retweeted
i’ve seen enough, we need a 6 month pause on all fruit fly training
I trained the fly to train a fly
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The @Stacks Vibe Index is live 🟠 A real-time sentiment dashboard built from a dozen different Stacks communities (including the Discords and Telegrams that other sentiment tools can't touch) Real-time updates. Query via API + MCP 👀 stacks.vibewatch.io/?utm_sou…
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Every time you’re tempted to slack off or do or be a little less than you could, remember that you are a person of integrity who lives by the simple creed: do what you said you would do, when you said you would do it, the way you said you would do it.
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Hello world 👀
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“A man who has not hit his Claude limit by noon has wasted his morning.” -Socrates
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The last cycle taught hard lessons about yield. Here’s @jakob_btc on what the BlockFi era taught us, and how it shaped hBTC.
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Were you early to the cap? Will you be early to the next? BTC yield demand is accelerating. xitter.cf/HermeticaFi/status/205…
25 BTC capacity. Filled in 24 hours. The additional hBTC deposit window is fully allocated. BTC yield demand continues to outpace available capacity.
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By popular demand…
Additional 25 BTC capacity is open. Self-custodial, transparent, risk-controlled BTC yield — 5.3% APY since inception. Deposit at app.hermetica.fi
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Feels like hBTC just launched yesterday
A month ago, hBTC opened to the public. Since then: ◾ 4.5% average APY ◾ 99% days had positive yield ◾ 50+ BTC earning daily yield A strong first month.
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Another ecosystem milestone has moved from anticipation to reality. Great things are happening on @Stacks.
$ZEST, the native token of Zest Protocol, is officially here. $ZEST is now listed across exchanges and season 1 airdrop is live. It's the starting point in the next chapter of Zest Protocol’s growth.
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Great things are happening on @Stacks.
$ZEST - STX pool will go live on @bitflow DEX on May 19.
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Tim retweeted
Bitcoin is raw monetary energy. High volatility. High upside. Good reserve asset. @Strategy's STRC is step one. Bitcoin volatility gets absorbed, and what comes out is digital credit with a steadier yield profile.
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BTC as capital. STRC as digital credit. USDh as digital money. @saylor gets it.
Bitcoin-backed yield is the future. @Saylor mentions Hermetica as one of the first on-chain projects building it with @Strategy’s STRC. Live from Bitcoin 2026.
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