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Joined April 2009
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China is racing ahead on clean energy. America can do it better — with innovation, competition, and conservative leadership. Add your name.

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saw the hare passing him by.
Mitch McConnell freezes mid-press conference and then gets escorted away from cameras.
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playing call of duty all weekend bc what’s more american than shooting at people you’ve never met?
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it’s crazy to me that before like 1899, if you wanted to experience 60mph, you had to jump off a cliff.
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why Bill Nye hasn’t ever hosted new year’s eve is beyond me.
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I fell on my face. i been off the grid. I gotta watch my kid.
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chef goyardine retweeted
Casper Brooker talking about having a “trouser meltdown” and being unhappy with his jeans on the Angel & Z podcast
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melly is so guilty. super evil vibes.
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just noticing for the first time that the 'BAD' music video was directed by Martin Scorsese...
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Happy premiere day to all who celebrate #sunnyfxx ☀☘
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If you use crossfade on your streaming app you hate music
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guys does Barbie come out on the same day as another juxtaposed movie or something?
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chef goyardine retweeted
Paramore's Hayley Williams tells fans they’re “dead to her” if they vote for Ron DeSantis: “I’ll be happy to tell you I’m very fucking comfortable talking politics. If you vote for Ron DeSantis, you’re fucking dead to me. Is that comfortable enough for anyone?”
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Kodak never lets us down.
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learned switch front boards today!
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I just saw a homeless dude that was indistinguishable from the models in Kapital lookbooks.
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If Ron DeSantis gets anywhere near becoming our president, i'll hang myself in his front yard.
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this Jonas Brothers single slaps and i’ll say it proudly.
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