@sporadica ‘s wife

San Francisco, CA
Joined October 2025
the things you see at sf farmers markets – at San Francisco, CA
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Mission S. Everything a sports car needs. Nothing more.
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i got a husband i got the sourdough bread kit next steps: buy a ranch & have kids – at San Francisco, CA
can’t wait to move to a ranch and bake bread for my husband and kids every morning
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OH HELLO – at San Francisco, CA
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highly recommend getting life360 for you and your family <3
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The baby makin' window is smaller than the money makin' window.
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OH at Napa music festival: “SF is the only place in the world where you can find a homeless person in front of a 5-star Michelin restaurant”
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oh hi husband – at San Francisco, CA
oh btw we got married (again)!
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I left Silicon Valley 6 years ago Why? Because it's a monoculture The most extreme group think of any place on the planet Show up to a dinner party and everyone is in tech So what do they do? They start stack-ranking each other And it's a totally ordered set: being founder of co $100B market cap > founder of co with $50B market cap > managing partner of tier 1 venture firm > hired CEO of $50B public co > founder of $10B co > etc etc Pure toxicity that nerfs creativty And then as a corollary, people are especially afraid to speak truth to power as everyone knows their place in "The Hierarchy" Reject this nonsense. Stay weird. Think independently. Be honest with yourself. Have fun.
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My wife’s great at budgeting. Unless: It's on sale. The kids have to have it. She’s had a bad day. We’re on vacation. Her friends bought one. It's December(Christmas). She’s not in the mood to cook. She needs another item in cart for free shipping. Otherwise, she’s a pro.
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wait so has no one else seen these new whole foods dash carts??? you basically can go to the store, get whatever you need, it charges your card connected to the amazon account, and you can leave without talking to a single person. (there’s even a built-in scale for produce)
this is so great for when you’re in a rush or don’t want to talk to anyone
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this is so great for when you’re in a rush or don’t want to talk to anyone
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It’s actually criminal how many of these are gone. Amazon and private equity killed so much of American life.
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This video is AI generated. The Sears logo shown was intreoduced in 2004, not 1996. In 1996, Sears was spelled in all caps. The date overlay misspells the month DEC as DIC. logos.fandom.com/wiki/Sears
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my father in law is cooler than yours
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being married is funny because you'll be chilling, having a bowl of cereal, and your wife will say i hate these bowls, don't you? and you'll shrug becuase you don't care and she'll say i do, they've bothered me for a while now. we need new bowls. and you'll shrug again because you have honestly, not once, ever considered the bowls at all then a few days later there will be all new bowls in the kitchen. and you'll be eating the same cereal in a different bowl, chilling, and she'll say i love these new bowls and you'll shrug again because you still don't care but she's happier and the cereal is still good and you didn't do anything at all
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This is literally what being married feels like most of the time. Little girl me was right.
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life is really about all the small connections you make ! -the coffee shop worker who remembers your name and starts to make your order as soon as he sees you -the front desk person in your apartment building who asks how work is going and makes a funny joke to make you laugh -the chef at the restaurant you go to every friday who remembers exactly how you like your steak cooked, and the bartender who already knows your drink order -the nail tech you’ve been going to for years, who you can talk to about anything -the hairdresser who knows exactly how you like your hair and gives you a hug every time you walk in life is beautiful – at San Francisco, CA
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i took my first ever sf ferry today…i like it – at San Francisco, CA
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Beau is coming home :3
The internet is rooting for you, Beau.❤️ Who’s ready to give this sweet boy his forever home? #AdoptDontShop 🐾
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Anastasiya Brown retweeted
Marry someone who is proud of your ambition but unimpressed by your status.
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