Samuel Cruz retweeted
Baba if you wan help me, help me which one be say make I go find 10 APC supporters wey get sense?
Samuel Cruz retweeted
My top 5 horror movies:
1. Introduction
2. Literature Review
3. Methodology
4. Results
5. Discussion/Conclusion
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💥 ‘I’M GIVING YOU THE EXCLUSIVE’
André Villas-Boas on almost becoming PSG boss, featuring:
🙏🏼 A plea from Nasser Al Khelaifi
📲 A bizarre phone call with Leonardo
😡 And an angry Daniel Levy
😂
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I was invited to this indoor wedding. When I reached the Venue (hotel) a few minutes ago, I found two doors with signs:
1. Bride's relatives
2. Groom's relatives
"Hmmmm, interesting," I said to myself as I entered the door marked* Groom's relatives* and found two more doors written:
1. Ladies
2. Men
I started giggling and getting happy for no reason, then entered the men's door and found two doors written:
1. People with gifts
2. People without gifts.
I entered the second door ( people without gifts). and found myself outside of the hotel.
An oldie from Padre Theophilus
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DO NOT RESIGN.
At some point in your NNPC career, you’ll likely be in a position to sponsor your own MSc without having to sacrifice your job. By then, the course you choose and even the country you choose to study in may be entirely different.
Also, over the course of your career, you could have access to several local and international trainings, certifications, conferences and development programs sponsored by NNPC.
The bigger question is: what happens after the Mastercard MSc?
You’ll have a prestigious degree from Edinburgh, yes. But you’ll also have to re-enter the job market and figure out your next move.
If you keep the NNPC role, you retain a valuable career platform and preserve the option of pursuing an MSc later.
Don’t give up a career opportunity for an academic opportunity that you may eventually be able to create for yourself.
You’ll probably even prefer to have an MBA instead..
Samuel Cruz retweeted
Do French websites ask you to accept cookies, or do they just offer you a croissant?
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You can increase tuition to 5m, and the library roof will still leak, lecturers will still not work optimally, classroom chairs will remain bad, and fans will still not work.
The problem isn’t cheap fees; it’s corruption, poor accountability, and mismanagement of resources.
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My niece in P5 provides loans to her classmates at a 10% rate. So, I must visit her school next week to speak with a boy named Mukisa. His loan is long overdue 😂😂😂🤦🏽♂️
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You lot are not REMOTELY different from the south Africans you condemn. Hideous African twins.
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If Nigeria was a rich and successful country
We could be more xenophobic than South Africa
The Chinese are not even 5% into any sector and you have people protesting against them saying they should leave
Sell cheaper fish, you're killed
Sell cheaper phones, you're attacked
































