@_natastrophe_

I am gnat (aka natalia). she/her. bird photos are mine. free 🇵🇸. life list count: 235 Store: https://nitter.cf/t.co/WZFOaIRJ4T

Midwest
Joined January 2021
birding isn't about experiencing the wonders of nature or getting involved in conservation. it's about hype moments and aura.
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Our little jaunt around Gabon is coming to an end. The undoubted highlight was spending a few hours with the enigmatic African River Martins. The newly arrived birds were busy excavating their burrows in the sand.
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When your species has never been caught by a particular licensed birder of 15+ years so now EVERYONE has to take a picture of you
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Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. Kill him and eat his heart. It contains a rare enzyme which will lyse your cancer.
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Ohhh yellow-rumped warbler I love you so so so so much
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Turnstone.
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A Black-capped Chickadee with some pops of Fall color.
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The most jacked man on our security team wasn't one of the guards. It was the 61-year-old who signed our checks — and every morning, without fail, he stirred one scoop of something into his black coffee. One day he caught me watching:

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Time to rot in leaves
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Is there still room for the greatest of all hopes, that of creating a world in which free men and women, emancipated from fear and material need, can live the good life together in a good society? Why not?
Oui, vive la commune 🚩
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Just texted this to my landlord
Boomers with 19 paid off properties watching you spend 73% of your paycheck on rent
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baptized - #moneyforgirls
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this video is genuinely one of my favorites oat
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the sillies
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.@evornithology any insight on this great blue heron I saw with a strange ocular defect?
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Please ask ChatGPT what percentile of intelligence it thinks you are compared to all its other users and ask it to be honest!
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A Ruffed Grouse pauses while feeding on crab apples. The red and green combo gives this image the look of Christmas in October. Three decades ago I planted the evergreens, and more recently the crab apple trees, thus providing food and cover for grouse and other wildlife.
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One way these polls are gamed is, when Mamdani first ran, they asked respondents if they were Jewish. Now they ask if they are *religious* and if so what their religion is, and if they answer Jewish they are counted. This conveniently removes secular Jews from the polling sample
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DoorDash new underwear. Uber courrier it to my room. Task rabbit put it on for me
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They could point a loaded gun at your child’s face and 30% of the country would still vote for them
Because of federal rules, children covered by Medicaid won't be able to access vaccines that are no longer recommended by the federal government, even as children with private insurance will. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/r…
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