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Joined March 2021
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@buffysMay 4
“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala
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Why y’all hating on Robby Bobby for playing to win? Damn #TheTraitorsUS
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Davante Adams 😔💔 #NFCChampionship
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Not even a Rams fan, but will be big sad for Davante Adams if they don’t win this game. One of the goat WRs. #nfcchampionship #LAvsSEA
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Don’t blame Bourne for the wrong formation timeout when Purdy clearly should have gone out of bounds sooner
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Aaron Rodgers has mentally checked out of this season and into his ayahuasca retreat #SNF #BALvsPIT
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Bears defense 🤝 49ers defense #SNFonNBC #CHIvsSF
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Am I tripping or does Stefon Diggs not have pads on? #snf
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Carlos A. Lopez
@LosTalksPats1 Dec 2025
Let’s get some #Patriots into the Pro Bowl! 1 repost is 1 #ProBowlVote for Christian Gonzalez!
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ꕥ@THAT1ARIESBTCH9 Feb 2025
shut up
Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) profile pictureKansas City Chiefs
@Chiefs9 Feb 2025
CAN’T SLEEP. IT’S SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!
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Tonight we drink for Him .
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBase4 Jan 2025
Perry, the donkey who served as the Donkey model for Shrek, has passed away at the age of 30.
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NFL
@NFL29 Dec 2024
The Tampa Bay Duck Saga 🦆
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Solo@kindadidittho6 Nov 2024
that 54 electoral votes boost for Cali gone hit like crack omg
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Please, I can’t watch the Chiefs win and democracy crumble in the same week #TBvsKC
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Does Rodgers know he can throw to Davante Adams? Wasn’t that the whole point of this? #SNF #NYJvsPIT
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Absolutely fucking crushed it on teams today lads
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@sadpatsfan__3 Sep 2024
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Natasha Carter (@NatashaCL7) profile pictureNatasha Carter
@NatashaCL71 Sep 2024
Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when the world started to go to shit?
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Matthew Judon
@man_dammn15 Aug 2024
Anyone ever fail a physical because of a broken heart? -rod wave
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brianna pirre@bsp_1314 Aug 2024
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Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefter14 Aug 2024
Sources: Patriots are trading Pro-Bowl pass rusher Matt Judon to the Falcons for a third-round pick.
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Jenna Cottrell
@JennaCottrell7 Aug 2024
when someone asks if you wanna get ice cream xitter.cf/HollyAnderson/status/1…
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