@_mrseras

say it "safe". 📺 @celebsgodating #e4 S13. 📸 represented by @uglymodels

 London, England
instagram.com/mrseras
Joined January 2016
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Saif
@_mrserasAug 11
Little afternoon sesh ✅
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And a Happy Balloon day to me 🎉
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I feel like dating has become a recruitment process for a job nobody knows how to do; I went on this date and I just felt like there was a shopping list of preferences, green flags, red flags and 5 year plans for "compatibility". Are you looking for a partner or a product?
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why are there American preachers on our streets? Who are these people?
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If they tell you they are "friendly" or "open door", or "everyone gets on" or "balanced"- the situation is that it's almost always the opposite, as all those things are easily understood when experienced if they actually exist. Do not trust.
Punchy Money
@PunchyMoneyOct 19
if you could instantly expose one massive lie that the corporate world tells entry-level employees, what would it be?
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the British are so politely passive agressive that they are, in full seriousness, going to text/call the police to report loud music on the bus and are fully committed to the idea that the police will show up for it-Hello police? What are they playing? Let me Shazam one sec.
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 19
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced people on buses who vape, play loud music, litter or threaten others will face £100 fines from today
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A sabah-el-morning to you.
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Staying friends after a break up is one of the strangest things we have come to accept as a society. It's like surviving a plane crash and then asking the pilot to be your emergency contact. No. Lovely offer. Declined. I wish you well on your outbound journey.
oecolamp@oecolampOct 18
One thing I find so unconscionably awful is the normie idea of a "break-up." I can't imagine spending years loving a person and then saying "yeah, just pretend I never existed." If suicide is murdering the future, then a break-up is killing your past. It's a totally inhuman act.
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we do think, and we still say it; the best thing I've ever done for my MH was to simply decide it was going to get better and to raw dog the changes I need to make for it to be better. It is THE hardest choice and yet it is a choice I make everyday and I love myself for it.
gusherssteak7 (THE EXPANDED EDITION IS REAL!!!!)@gusherssteak7Oct 18
im begging yall to think about when you say "you have to choose/want to be better" about mental disorders and disabilities in general.
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gentlemen, please, deodorant is more than enough for the gym- this whole dousing yourself with that synthetic knock off isn't the vibe you think it is.
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Goooood morning
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if you date me I will care for you more than Gmail will care about a new device signing into your account
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Thinking about all my short friends as the weather turns; soon we won't be seeing much of them at all as they go help Santa out at the pole. :(
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I love how people change when they can't get what they want from you.
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Giving us just one episode of Black Clover after that long ass wait doesn't seem fair
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You know when you see a group of lads walking towards you and you just know they're going to say something?
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Hello
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"Bedbug Express" 1st Class is giving this btw
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 2
🚨 NEW: A bedbug infestation has caused Southeastern train services in London and Kent to be cancelled Staff have nicknamed one train the “Bedbug Express”
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On a stills campaign shoot and the production made me get changed into looser clothing because I am "too muscular". I will be riding that dopamine hit for the next three years. 💪🏼
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Kinda amazing what a little dye can do for your face
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I love October- my favourite month of the year. 🎃
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