โœจ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿชป it's me kelso

Texas, USA
Joined February 2018
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didn't know "Bandicoot" was a real animal. thought the beautiful boys at Sony just made it up
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Youโ€™re standing on a planet with molten lava at its core. Trees are turning sunlight into air you can breathe. Your heart is beating without you asking it to. Thereโ€™s a moon in the sky and bugs that glow. This whole thing is absurdly beautiful.
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Back in my day we weren't concerned with authenticity or larping we googled anime girl and made it our pfp
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That โ€œ Student Driverโ€ sticker donโ€™t mean shit to me Drive that mfn car
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[speaking about something i have full confidence in] i think
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when I say โ€˜chatโ€™ itโ€™s because iโ€™m referring to the imaginary twitch chat that is constantly observing me not chatgpt
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wasnโ€™t gonna drink tonight but iโ€™m missing joann fabrics like crazy
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does anyone else have issues saying peopleโ€™s names because iโ€™ll be friends with someone and realise iโ€™ve never once addressed them and for some reason feel uncomfortable doing so
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how soon after love making is it ok to look at facebook marketplace
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pisces, you did your best. let that be enough.
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you're on thin ice if that's okay
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through the lens, into the green. ๐ŸŒฟ
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I wouldn't mind being put in a home. I love home
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i wonder how many times i've died on fuck marry kill
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