Everything I tweet brings my family great shame. Frequent non-contributor of https://xitter.cf/t.co/FPY8bzIqdv

Joined January 2009
Michael Michael Bobichael retweeted
People my age: i need to get serious about settling down and starting a family Me: i need to get serious about watching movies again
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I thought that was the Janitor
Nicolas Cage and Antonio Banderas have been cast in ‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ Season 5.
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Some SNL cast member just lost an easy role in next weekend's cold open
BREAKING: Katie Zacharia 'transitioning out' of job as Trump's press secretary, senior White House official tells @pdoocy
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It's all bait, I know, but people legit out here tweeting as if Korra herself killed their dog
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Fox News: But the bigger story is, if they had evidence of how the interaction went, why didn't they release it earlier
The @kellyclarkson tapes are OUT! And guess what? The footage shows NO evidence of her being disparaged. What it DOES show is her looking at the bird, staff assisting otherS, and Kelly having an outburst as she leaves - and other customers clearly uncomfortable by her conduct.
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Hey @McDonalds , who the hell do you think you are? Like I haven't been running up point on this for years?
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There's nothing scarier than finding out I have a 9 year old hiding in my house
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Dark Day for Baseball is definitely the strongest episode of #IASIP this season
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Yakko, Wakko and Dot found dead, yeeted off the water tower
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Has he always looked like Tom Riddle?
A CNN investigation has found that while Jared Kushner acted as a key Middle East peace negotiator, his private equity firm held the largest stake in an Israeli company backing businesses tied to Israel's military campaign in Gaza, including its largest arms manufacturer. cnn.it/4y0xe5x
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Secret side quest
"Evangelion: Δ Cross Reflections", an upcoming VR/XR game by Pixelity Inc (2027)
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- And what's your name? - Scott - We already got a Scott. Do you have a nickname? - Uh... Stew. - Stuart? - No. No, just Stew
Meet the men of LOVE IS BLIND: BOSTON Premiering October 14
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Despite how I may appear, I'm not a big toy collector guy, but ever since I saw some NECA figure at Target I've been thinking about going back to pick it up
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Went back for it. I know nothing about the lore, I just thought it looked good
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If this was a Ryuji skin Morgana would laugh and start doing the griddy
MORGANA LOOKS SO SAD WHEN YOU GET DOWNED LOL THANK YOU TO SEGA / ATLUS / EPIC GAMES FOR GIVING ME THE PERSONA SKINS TO USE EARLY!
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We were young and ambitious and I think it's bullshit at the end of the day Michigan was allowed to pull that shit.
You ever look at this old map and wonder how the fuck Massachusetts and Connecticut thought this was gonna turn out?
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The city of Peabody, MA needs to get their shit together, unless they like creating gridlock right in front of a fire station
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Why am I only being put in Push or playing Attack on Escort/Hybrid maps today? It's like the game wants me only on uphill battles
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This is a valid statement that only changes seconds after I hit the "Post" button
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