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Sam Porter

@_midwrestless

Kali Masi / Photography / Type 1 Diabetic / Late to everything including Twitter.

 Chicago, IL
Joined December 2021
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BLUE LIVES DON’T EXI–
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All in favor of renaming Florida, “The Oral Reef” hit the juul
Overheard at the Jewel: “Is this your fucking baby?”
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Oh, I’m high risk eh? High risk, high reward doc, take down that mask and let’s make some fucccin mistakes
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My favorite part of Elden Ring so far is understanding @Foxing lyrics more.
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Who’s to say that ‘shawty’ hasn’t meant ‘sharty’ this whole time?
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Walking around my yard whistling Lets Lynch the Landlord bc I bought a house but also have depression.
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Can @JeppsonsMalort come out with an NA version already so I can finally suffer responsibly?
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Dutch Oven, Dutch Rudder, Double Dutch, Dutch Auction, Dutch Widow- WHAT DID THE DUTCH DO TO DESERVE THIS REPUTATION?????!!!
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Just remembered that I Am Wrath is hands down the worst movie I’ve ever seen
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I remember there’s a scene where John Travolta has finished getting a huge cross tattooed on his back. He goes to get up and the tattoo artist stops him and goes “not yet! It’s still wet”
Them: Save The Date! Me: *Saves The Day*
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I’ve been really looking forward to watching the MasterClass on “conversation” for a while. But I just realized it’s a class on “CONSERVATION”. Doesn’t help me at all. Why did I think Jane Goodall would be teaching CONVERSATION smh
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That Coriky album scratches sooo many itches for me. One of those itches is to have Yoda front a band. open.spotify.com/track/074pv…

Hard to Explain

Coriky · Coriky · Song · 2020

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“Don’t let the media manipulate you and make you afraid!” my stepdad sinisterly warns. His trembling hands clutching the remote as the Fox News blares in the background.
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Anyways, I cut the roof of my mouth open last night shoving my girlfriends foot in my mouth for Instagram so now I am here looking for newer, more sever injuries 🤷‍♀️
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Pretty much terrified of being candid/misunderstood on social media, soooOOoo I made this account to try exorcising that. Cheers to saying more and worrying less!?
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