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Joined December 2010
ALL HAIL MY GOAT
Donovan Mitchell tonight: 35 PTS 7 REB 2 STL 6-11 3P Scored 15 points in the last 3 minutes.
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This man with chronically kind eyes was so scary in that movie I genuinely flinched at some scenes, that’s how phenomenal of an actor he is. He should be talked about alongside Chitewel Eijiofor this year
if nobody talks about Sterling K. Brown in Is God Is, i sure will.
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Why are ppl acting like Druski blew up this year? Hes been around for 6 years, has had multiple tours, is connected to well known artists and celebrities around the world, and has nearly 14 million followers on Instagram. Like im so confused lol
The concept of selling your soul to the devil to be on SNL
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Of course the one time I go to the Cavs game they not only get smoked but the starters don’t play the 4th lmao
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Lunchables ham is made out of white people
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This might be the worst loss of the recent Cavs era The type of loss that could have serious consequences
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Donovan Mitchell and James Harden should be ashamed of themselves.
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EXCLUSIVE: 'Sinners' breakout Miles Caton is set to join Denzel Washington and Teyonah Parris in 'Mission: Impossible' helmer Christopher McQuarrie’s new untitled thriller for Amazon MGM Studios and United Artists. Caton will be playing Washington's grandson. Read more details here: deadline.com/2026/11/miles-c… (Photos: Getty)
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Yall be straight up insulting Chloe then calling it constructive criticism. Yall hide behind that term to justify being nasty. Then have the nerve to act like she’s wrong for pushing back. Like she’s supposed to just let strangers dogpile her for years online.
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Introducing my guest stars of Jamila Please!! @juwanhayes @TheBaddestMitch @ringamybell @Akeem___Ali The pilot drops TOMORROW on my YouTube channel youtube.com/@jamilabell?si=y…
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Yall are incredibly mean to Chloe and it’s really sad to see. Like regardless of whether you care for her music or not.
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Here in The Vatican we RESPECT the NBA Cup‼️🏆 A special thankyou to not only future ROY Brayden Burries, but AJ Green for drilling that last shot! +2300✅ +25000✅ $100 ➡️ $13,700📈 Join The Vatican👇 DubClub.win/TheVatican - Code “BURRIES” for 20% off your first week🤝
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Who the fuck put ground beef between two pieces of bread bruh? Who did it? Who was like boom.. hamburger. Niggaz would slide for 100 nights over that person .. but then who put cheese on it? Same person or da homie came thru and was like watch this tho ..
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Men’s body washes r so funny why would I wanna smell like the woods 😭
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Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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we're changing the national anthem to melatonin by tinashe
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I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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gay son AND thot daughter. you just lost your right to choose
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Abdul El-Sayed claims victory: “Michigan, we did it!”
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First Black anything in 2026 is crazyyyy
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