I need to finish this shit at some point...

LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I just wish we had a better option. I'm fine without him but, put JJ in.

LET'S FUCKING GO NABERS!!!!!

I'm a sucker for the hair braided in the front that runs into pigtails with some hoop earrings.

y'all complain about being pregnant the whole time you're pregnant, but keep getting pregnant. make it make sense.

the fact that I passed up the 5090 for $800 more than I paid for the 5080 cause I figured I'd just get one later still pissed me off. them shits are $6,000 more now average smh. I fucking hate AI for that.

I need y'all to start picking better partners...men AND women because gotdamn smh

dead ass - I once placed my PlayStation back on the shelf in my parents' room & noted the dust pattern around it. I took the fucking toothbrush I used to clean my sneakers, gathered dust from somewhere else & filled in the spots that didn't look right lmao

most highly intelligent people had super strict parents & had to figure out ways to do shit without getting caught. I knew the exact placement down to the centimeter of shit I wasn't supposed to move.

😭😭😭😭 MAGA remains the dumbest gathering of humans on the planet.

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lmfao Shang Dynasty was so trash. how do you outnumber the Zhou Dynasty by ONE HUNDRED THIRTY THOUSAND soldiers & STILL get washed??? 😂

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tbh, I agree with it. if I'm bringing you into rooms with important people, I need you to be solid. I need you to be willing to participate in this project & not bring morale down cause you're just here for a paycheck. it all makes sense.

what I've learned from being responsible for an entire region of employees is...90% of promotions is politics. you could be good on paper but if your optics are terrible, you might as well forget about moving up. you took off too many days. you replied with a snarky email...

fam if my name was Peter Brian Hegseth, I'd overcompensate too. name alone makes you sound goofy as hell 😭

hearing that Hegseth's name is Peter Brian makes so much shit make sense. 😭😭😭

I've been teaching Neph observation skills. he's getting good. me: "look in my eyes. what do you see on your right?" Neph: "fat guy, white hat, drinking water" me: "what about my left?" Neph: "lady with way too much makeup on eating bacon like she's never had it before" 😭

all those trash ass flags & we still won. fuck the Cowbums. #BlueGang