📲 Mom, where are you?
Meanwhile, my son's 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐆 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐘 is emptying his 𝗙𝗔𝗧 𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗦 into my 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗯 as a deal so he stops sending him to the 𝗻𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲❜𝘀 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲 ♠️
[𝒊❜𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒅𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒕 😇]
Of course i l̶o̶v̶e 𝗛𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦 🦍 they get so full of themselves just because their 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐒 are the only ones 𝐁𝐈𝐆 enough to make a 𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 like me 𝗖𝗨𝗠 like a total 𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐄 😵💫💦
My 𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗵𝘂𝘀𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱 ◻️🦐 is taken to the hospital after the 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓 🦍 who was 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗲 every day beat him into a 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗮😵💫
Me waiting with my doors wide open to reward him 💋💦:
My 𝐔𝐆𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐍𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐁𝐎𝐑 🦍🤢 offered me money to let him take a few pics of my cosplay at his place.
Even though it was 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘀𝘀 at first, it got way more fun when he started 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼𝘀 for my 𝗰𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗵𝘂𝗯𝗯𝘆 🤭🤏◻️
"Ugh why do i have to go to the 𝘀𝗹𝘂𝗺𝘀 just to spread the word of the lord or whatever, seriously you guys don't know how many 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐆𝐒 are out there!? 💢"
me 5 minutes into the first house:
I reset my dms soooo... if you're a 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐆 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 who wants to use me as a onehole or has a fun plot in mind, my dms are open~ ♡
oh and the ones i was already talking to have priority 💕
Obviously, my 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐙𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑-𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 𝐔𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒 are meant 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆 for feeding the 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗯◼️𝗯◼️𝗲𝘀 of 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘𝐒, giving them to 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒃◻️𝒃◻️𝒆𝒔 is just a 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲 😊
《anyway i haven’t been around bc... well sadly i can't make a living out of posting my fetishes but i’m finally a bit free now so i’ll be posting stuff again (and replying to abandoned dms)》
🐰💖♠️
My fave activity? Easy. Letting a 𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐆 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋 sit right on my face and forcing me to worship his 𝐇𝐔𝐆𝐄, 𝐅𝐀𝐓, 𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒 until they're shining