❣️| @notmyshadrick |

Joined October 2011
all I wanted to say was “k*ll him girl” but stroked out
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Practically begging for my pcp to put me back on my adhd meds
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fantasy football is starting 😔
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Demanding that babies be born so they can suffocate to death shortly after birth in order to satisfy your uninformed abstract moral preferences is not actually moral high ground.
Travis and Taylor learned their first child, a little girl, was diagnosed with a neural tube defect. Not wanting to carry a sick child, they traveled out of state for a late-term abortion. Shortly after, they got pregnant again. They named him Reid Owen Edwards... “ROE” A child named in honor of the procedure that killed his sister.
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Yknow when you eat too much on Thanksgiving, sitting on the couch reflecting on why you ate so much?? Kinda like that, except in this instance, you get kicked in the bladder, that you didn’t know was full, and you piss yourself
how does being pregnant feel? does your stomach feel heavy and tight, do you literally feel full…?
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I love that little 🚫 symbol next to people after you’ve blocked them
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can someone tell my husband that ragebaiting is actually not a form of flirting
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Someone at orielly’s did this to me back in 2017 and he got fiiiiiiired lmao
Can’t believe he thought stealing my personal info was a grand romantic gesture.
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no bc what the fuck is the point of mosquitoes
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what a majestic angel
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I try not to judge except when it comes to pregnant women smoking
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my kid’s aunt and uncle bought this as a gift to my then 3 month old
gifting fahrenheit 451 and animal farm to an unborn baby i’m afraid they outwoked y’all
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toddlers are funny bc wdym oatmeal was your favorite breakfast for a week, but today it makes you gag and throw up?
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“an easy recipe to feed your toddler!” And they start making their own dough, girl fuck you
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oh I want Chinese food so fucking bad
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Tiktok fucking breaks me every damn day.
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love my husband but I think the worst thing that dude has ever done as a parent was introduce ice cream to our toddler. she asks for it all the time thankfully, she’s still little enough to be deterred and convinced that yogurt is ice cream. but all day long i hear “i - ceam?”
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seeing my daughter go into another room, and being absolutely dead silent, I know she’s about to come out and tell me she pooped
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The key to a happy marriage is separate blankets
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you guys remember being 14? that was fucked up
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