Cheers to @MoreThanWerds! 👑 Coming out of social media retirement to wish my besto the happiest of birthdays 🖤🎉 Thank you for everything over the years, and for being you. You deserve the best of all the things in this next chapter. 🎇
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This woman has an elite level understanding of male psychology. I was today years old when I realized that what she says is true. Men love quests.
Remember when we were all supposed to migrate over to BlueSky? I accidentally migrated over to FetLife. I need an intervention. 😩
✨ Pegasaurus X ✨ retweeted
Replying to @InternetH0F
Here's an uncropped version without the stupid caption.
✨ Pegasaurus X ✨ retweeted
Im bouta start giving out a Textnow # u get my real # if u make it out the 90 days fuckk all that ain’t bouta keep wasting my time 😂😂😂
✨ Pegasaurus X ✨ retweeted
Been saying “That part” around this old white man on the job.
He agreed with something and said “That’s the part” 😂😂😂
✨ Pegasaurus X ✨ retweeted
Ovulating over 30 is absolutely ridiculous.
The thoughts I’m having are unholy 🥲😩
✨ Pegasaurus X ✨ retweeted
As a former middle school teacher and current high school teacher, I am very afraid of the current state of education. The kids are so far behind in every subject, even those kids that were once considered “gifted” struggle with writing coherent sentences. It is not looking good.
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I wanna hear some “Personal Conspiracy Theories” something you completely made up in your mind but believe like it’s real, I’ll go First….
“I think the Rapture as described in the Bible already happened & we are all descendants of the people who were left behind”…















