Juls

They put all this millennial core furniture in the formerly disgusting foyer of my apartment and my horny ass just knows my rent is about to go up

Just learned the biggest faggot I know hasn’t ever seen Rocky Horror because “it never appealed” to him

Everything is stained

If I had Carrie White’s powers I’d play with my G spot all cozy in bed with my arms crossed like a mummy

Something about corduroy pants that makes me just sit on my own balls nonstop

The audience I was with lowkey sucked but I was very on theme for The Devils tonight

Alls I know about the new Carrie is I had better hear the phrase dirty pillows

Walked to the theater early to watch ‘The Devils’ before work, and it’s not even screening for another week

Finally having a day completely to myself

Help me

Got in the wrong Lyft

Yay I’m having fun

Made plans tonight and I regret is so badly because I haven’t had dedicated time to myself in two weeks, but I know you need to be in community to have community so here we go.

I remembered I don’t have to live in a state of either grief or joy, and instead of mourning the summer I have decided from here on out my favorite season will be whichever one I’m in

My job made it a mandatory rule we only play contemporary soft jazz…somebody break my chains and release me from this damnation

Ummm da food recalls are starting to affect foods I consume and it’s becoming more than an abstract indictment of the current administration

Why are small businesses such evil dark sided places to be employed?

On shrooms at Paradise Buffet