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Sydney, New South Wales
Joined August 2020
banking from the comfort of your terminal... with haskell! @up_banking is awesome
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Anything can be a database if you’re good/bad enough at programming.
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Microsoft is launching "Designer" a Canva-esque product. Not sure why they need this when they already made the greatest graphic design tool in existence.
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Every elderly woman from 1977 just called and said if you’re thirsty there’s a pitcher in the refrigerator. This specific pitcher.
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BBM is here in Melbourne, enrolling his son, there is a protest in the Central Business District now. Ugh I should’ve known. 😀
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inventing UML was literally a war crime
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Haskller sins
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It’s my new favorite song.
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🟦πŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯⬜️⬜️ ⬜️πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸ₯🟦🟦πŸŸͺ⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️🟦🟦 Not Wordle just a defrag window
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Another common question I’m answering working with scaling tech companies is… Q. What virus infects growing engineering orgs the most? A. Layerinitis. Let me explain... 🧡 (1/27)
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Haskell users 🀝 Rust users wishing their language had linear types
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Mathematics be like : log(πŸ˜…) =πŸ’§log(πŸ˜„)
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What if @up_banking showed exactly what you bought from Woolies? I've pair both companies' APIs together to see if it was possible. Check it out ⚑github.com/MattTimms/up_wool…
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