@_lauraamf

diva x all I do is post about love island x

Joined September 2019
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henry the vacuum@henry_suxAug 25
that rat bitch jolene did this
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¥@laylanaiimAug 7
And for the lady, perhaps a soft, low cortisol life & a calm nervous system.
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Satan
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Samraj is actually desperate to win omg #loveislanduk
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Someone help, are the bottom 3 the bottom because they received the most public votes or islander votes? #loveislanduk
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Jasmine is desperate for Aidan’s approval and it’s sad to see because he’s such a loser #loveislanduk
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Is Priya the first contestant ever to get this far without ever having a genuine connection? #loveislanduk
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Fesshole🧻
@fessholeJul 16
If the Euro Millions jackpot is under 50 million I refuse to buy a ticket as I feel the prize pot is beneath me. I've got £14 in my bank account
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Julia made sense, they’re a couple and they’ve been voted bottom TWICE. We’re gonna lose Ellie because these people think it’s friendship island 😭 #loveislanduk
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mila 🍰@lastgrlon_earthJul 14
why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat
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heather 💫@_hxneyglowJul 12
why are men always spitting in public. why do you have so much drool in your mouths all the time. why does it have to now be everyone’s problem
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#LoveIslandUK #LoveIsland #loveisland
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scary mary queen of thots🎃@txbamxnmicxh_sJul 11
I’m actually kinda sad we never got to see Hannah after the first Toy Story film. She was such a diva with her cunty bob and tea parties.
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Kissing Finley after Ellie cried to you about how she felt is wicked behaviour & you’ll never see the final. #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK
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B.@buhlesrevengeJul 7
broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable
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Not what I expected when I viewed my camera roll after my chemical romance at Anfield
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Amelia
@amelia_tweetzJul 1
Bank: We need proof you can afford a $2,000/month mortgage. Me: I’ve been paying $2,800/month in rent for years. Bank: Doesn’t count.
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@omgsidewalksJul 1
I NEED a friend with benefits. NOT sexualły, I’m talking about nepotism, access, and privilege.
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Vivian@suchnerveJun 30
How tf can you NOT know your breath stinks?? Can’t you taste it??????? I can’t STAND when my mouth doesn’t taste fresh
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