@_kelide

Science background. Tech future. Currently deep in DevOps training….Linux, Git, cloud infrastructure…building toward a career that matches my ambition.

 Lagos, Nigeria
Joined August 2018
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Few months ago I didn't know what a shell script was. Today I wrote one that encrypts files, generates RSA key pairs, and digitally signs documents straight from my Kali terminal. The pivot is real. 🔧 #LinuxAdmin #CyberSecurity #TheGridPivot
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A popular saying on the wall street….”Do you know when not to buy a stock? When your cab driver talks about it”
DEE ❤
@Olami_deeEbonyOct 19
Dangote staff seen hawking IPO shares in the market. E don reach this level? 😂
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E de like zombie apocalypse 😭
SandyCrush❤️
@SandyCrush91213h
Lord have mercy on us 🤲 Imagine what this youths are doing on the road 😭
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Oluwatofunmi@oluvict17h
You think it’s a joke 😂
Odewale Emmanuel@_kelideOct 20
I’ve just written the hardest exams of my life yet. Jesussss deloitte no be for dullards bro!
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I thunk I would, I love to impact the younger generation.
Aisha Yahaya Ndanitsa, PhD
@DrAishaYahayaNOct 20
First Class and Second Class Upper graduates, would you consider teaching as your first career choice if it offered a comfortable salary and good working conditions?
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Alhaji_Amo@alhaji_amoOct 20
Replying to @_kelide
After that question na zenith bank own follow 😂. Me wey no Dey use pass Moniepoint
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laryoh cakes'n'more@BaarakatullahiOct 20
The mathematics ehn😭😭😭 Kafi senu dake😪 – at Isaga, Nigeria
Odewale Emmanuel@_kelideOct 20
I’ve just written the hardest exams of my life yet. Jesussss deloitte no be for dullards bro!
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OGHENEMINÉ@Snares18Oct 20
E just dey pepper me for body to do
Odewale Emmanuel@_kelideOct 20
What is this urge to go completely bald?😭
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Samsudeen
@Sudeen__Oct 20
Deloitte 😂😂
Odewale Emmanuel@_kelideOct 20
What is stanbic IBTC catch phrase? i be like who de use the bank?😭
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Odewale Emmanuel@_kelideOct 18
I Ran 16km on impulse and ended up at @harvesters in my jog outfit 😅 Thank you @pastorbolaji for such a warm first visit 🙏 I'm building Rage Bait Run, an app that turns anger into speed. Would you run with it? 👇 #RageBaitRun #HarvestersChurch #RunningInLagos #LagosRunner #fyp
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“Things of the flesh”
weightlossmessiah
@shredwithQpidOct 20
1. Using my relationship to chase clout, you’ll hear from my lawyers. 2. Why would I grab my girls ass in public when I do it at home all the time? Am I a child that is overly excited by the things of the flesh? Grow up.
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So the Super El Niño is the cause of the hike in temperature? And nobody’s talking about it?
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Bakhita Esther
@bakhita_estherOct 20
Another beautiful family ruined by a DNA test. This is the exact reason why some things are better left alone,the kids are the ones who pay the ultimate price. Men never learn yooooh 🤦🏾‍♀️
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Maths exams in secondary schools and uni were even written with calculator.
Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide@OniyideCountsOct 20
Make I dey answer tangent and low questions without calculator. Wo we meuve 😔
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A J Y@Ajy_updateOct 20
😂😂
Odewale Emmanuel@_kelideOct 20
Baby boomers? 😭 shey una de whine me?😭 which day tinubu go England? Una de whine me?😭😭
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that_guy@sabi_lonerOct 20
Replying to @_kelide
More than banking nah Uba nau?
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askifenuel@boomupdates2Oct 20
😂😂😭😭😭
Odewale Emmanuel@_kelideOct 20
Baby boomers? 😭 shey una de whine me?😭 which day tinubu go England? Una de whine me?😭😭
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C💜@comffy__Oct 20
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Odewale Emmanuel@_kelideOct 20
Baby boomers? 😭 shey una de whine me?😭 which day tinubu go England? Una de whine me?😭😭
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Leo Manuelo 🔰@manueloandyOct 20
😂😂😂😂😂
Odewale Emmanuel@_kelideOct 20
What is stanbic IBTC catch phrase? i be like who de use the bank?😭
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💜•Sunshine⁷•@dropsofshineOct 20
😭😭
Odewale Emmanuel@_kelideOct 20
I’ve just written the hardest exams of my life yet. Jesussss deloitte no be for dullards bro!
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Ruth Iwezor@RuthCareerBuildOct 20
Replying to @_kelide
And this is just the first phase of the whole recruitment process… how hard will other stages be then 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️
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