Kara

why are people who love thanksgiving always trying to proselytize

every time I’m like brrrr it’s so windy here I’m reminded that I can literally smell the Atlantic Ocean from my house, so

too early in a friendship to know how they’ll respond if I reply “dog autism” to a picture of her dog eating his food in a perfect straight line every single day

the concept of anne hathaway and lady gaga being pregnant at the same time… lives were/will be changed

sure, the first practical magic is not a good movie but everyone saying that also has a fundamental misunderstanding of the point of movies

coworker age gap friendships are so hard she keeps asking me “what I’m doing after work” ???

I need whoever is making hoodies to make the hoods bigger I need to look like a sith lord

so high I just realized I’m the exact same age my mom was when she befriended my now longtime friend’s mom who had just fled to the US from a war torn Eastern European country and I have recently befriended a coworker who fled to the US from a war torn Eastern European country

might skip my lexapro today so I can cry for dolly