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CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË retweeted
Have you noticed nowadays watoto hawana minyoo or mashilingi. Nishawai pakwa chang’aa kwa mashilingi and that’s the reason spirit ya kinyozi doesn’t faze me. Kwanza kulikua na ka utamu ukitolewa mwiba or the occasional jiger in your toe. We’re losing recipes 😂😂
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Si kupenda kwangu @Coopbankenya ni economy mbaya😭😭nipeeni kazi nitaweka pesa basi🥲🥲nikona degrees kadhaa
From one term, to foolish tutam to a life term. Dictatorship doesn't just start from actions, it starts from words and the words have been said meaning the actions are to follow suit
I love the fact that kenyans are "yes, we don't like Gachagua but also we will not allow the constitution to be stepped on and people be denied their right to a fair hearing"
Women will always remember three things:
1. The good they did to you
2. The bad you did to them
3. The things you should.have done but didn't do
They forget everything else you did, your time, your effort and all the ways you showed up. Always choose yourself kings
The day kenya will confirm its first Ebola case, be it from its citizens or the american colonizers who will enter the country, America will b the first country to ban and close its door from kenyans.
Utumishi girls fire breakout
Depressing finance bill
Kenya to be used as a slaughterhouse for american Ebola patients
A messed up economy etc
When are we going to rest??😭
CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË retweeted
Members of the National Assembly have approved Ksh 1,800,000,000 for the Office of the Deputy President to spend over the next three months.
Let’s break it down:
Per month:
Ksh 1,800,000,000 ÷ 3 = Ksh 600,000,000
April, May, and June = 91 days
Per day:
Ksh 1,800,000,000 ÷ 91 = Ksh 19,780,219.78
Per hour:
Ksh 19,780,219.78 ÷ 24 = Ksh 824,175.82
Per minute:
Ksh 824,175.82 ÷ 60 = Ksh 13,736.26
Per second:
Ksh 13,736.26 ÷ 60 = Ksh 228.94
Yes, that’s right, over Ksh 200 spent every second.
Meanwhile, you’re here calculating fare, skipping meals, and being told to “tighten your belt.”
We are not a poor countrywe’re just exceptionally talented at misplacing priorities.
April fools day is the only day to confess your love to someone akikukataa mwambie it a prank for april fools akikupenda then congrats to you kwa kutoka soko😂😂
They know hawatafunga machines za registration ju tutapiga kelele so they make the process of registration very slow and tedious.....what do you mean a center has one person and that utapata ukingoja hadi 5 hours just to be registered??
Just a reminder
In all universes, spiderman doesn't get his girl; Dr strange doesn't get married to the love of his life and captain America had to go back in time just for love😂😂 so don't be hopeful when it comes to love
Today nimechukia safaricom sijui kama nini. I wanted to speak to customer care but each time it took me to their zuri chat chatbot that was not helping at all. Shame on you @Safaricom_Care