he/him I mostly re-post, I think of it the same way Bumblebee uses random songs on the radio to communicate. Mostly @joeday.bsky.social now.

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We have a standing meeting about this word twice a week every two weeks.
The most useless word in the English language.
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Never felt disdain for a manager on a Mark DeRosa level before What a buffoon that guy is
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crazy to me that last year we said we don't have enough money to cure cancer but now we're trying to buy greenland
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'Monosyllabic' is not. ‘Abbreviation’ is 12 letters. ‘Thesaurus’ doesn’t have a synonym. 'Non-hyphenated' is hyphenated. Say what you will about English, but it has a sense of humor.
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So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend’s or relative’s accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated , uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the “most wealthy person in the world.”
hello i would like to report a murder
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Matilda was the Etsy Witch for Halloween!?
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Mariners offseason spending has begun!
This mailer sent me into orbit
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Sotomayor's dissent in the nitrogen gas execution case tonight is... well, this is how it starts... supremecourt.gov/opinions/25…
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Just to remind everyone:
Josh Naylor does not pay for drinks in this establishment.
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Thinking about how Cal Raleigh—a quiet guy!—said two years ago ownership had to get serious. And how everyone wanted them to get Suarez, but we all thought they’d wouldn’t actually do it. And then they did. And tonight he did that. One more.
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A broadcast earlier this postseason was the first time we heard that, before Cal signed his extension, he sat down with the front office/ownership for two hours to make sure he heard what he wanted to hear. He has a legitimate claim to being the greatest Mariner of all time.
Thinking about how Cal Raleigh—a quiet guy!—said two years ago ownership had to get serious. And how everyone wanted them to get Suarez, but we all thought they’d wouldn’t actually do it. And then they did. And tonight he did that. One more.
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Umpire Doug Eddings missed 24 calls in ALCS game 2. This was the worst called playoff game since October 7, 2022 -- a game also called by Eddings
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3-0 since Humpy won
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Jorge Polanco do you like free coffee
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Do they spell it Big Dumpre in Toronto
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What we die from vs what we hear in the news. Terrorism and homicides account for less than 1% of deaths, but for more than half of all media stories about death in the US — whether in the New York Times, the Washington Post, or Fox News.
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Cal Raleigh hit safely in all 5 ALDS games, batting .381 (8-for-21) with a double, home run, 4 RBI, 4 walks and a 1.051 OPS.
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It’s up to 13 million views and at least 12.5 million were me watching it repeatedly.
Vladdy Jr. just did "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!" 🤣
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"eugenio suarez must be nervous before a game that could send him to his first ever championship series" eugenio suarez:
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