🌸 ig: jadawaydax

Houston
Joined February 2016
drunk nights
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femaleChipSkylark😬 retweeted
The way I would’ve screamed in that place
Nawl, I’m GOING to JAIL DATE NIGHT WITH A NEW GUY 😭😭 We eating, he talking TOO DAMN MUCH, and a TONSIL STONE FLEW OUT HIS MOUTH AND LANDED ON MY PLATE. 💀💀💀 THE DATE IS OVER. THE APPETITE IS GONE. THE RELATIONSHIP NEVER STARTED. SOMEBODY COME GET ME. 😭😭😭
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femaleChipSkylark😬 retweeted
And somehow, you’re still a spectator in a life that has moved on without you. What’s really funny is how you remember the sex but forget that she was a whole person outside of it.
Seeing a woman you used to sm*sh get married later is comedy
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femaleChipSkylark😬 retweeted
ZEROU! Natalie Nunn se fantasiou da North West para o Halloween.
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the knocked knees…natalie pls😭
Natalie Nunn as North West for Halloween 😭
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femaleChipSkylark😬 retweeted
Hair:
Hair I’ve made this year
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femaleChipSkylark😬 retweeted
When I was picking up my prescriptions the other day I saw a 70 year old woman on the way to the counter and I sprinted to get in front of her and I was right to do it
Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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femaleChipSkylark😬 retweeted
she’s so clean with it omfg
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femaleChipSkylark😬 retweeted
Let's go drunk voting ?!?? Since thats all yall fuckin know.
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femaleChipSkylark😬 retweeted
Those of you that don’t overthink everything I’m happy for you.
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femaleChipSkylark😬 retweeted
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femaleChipSkylark😬 retweeted
Yes and I’ll fund my woman’s solo trip. Society is crazy, we really think we own people
Is it okay for a person you are in a relationship with to take a solo trip?
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femaleChipSkylark😬 retweeted
I can’t do General Admission Standing Only at concerts often anymore. Feet be hurting like a mf. I need a seat.
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femaleChipSkylark😬 retweeted
he has SEVERAL blood clots in his LUNGS and you let him get on a 10 HOUR FLIGHT and cleared him to play a fucking FOOTBALL GAME. everyone involved should be jobless right now. unbelievable.
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femaleChipSkylark😬 retweeted
JAILLLLLLL
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not gonna say anything or suggest anything. just follow the leader 👌🏼
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femaleChipSkylark😬 retweeted
You must be new here cus we’ve always tweeted for the love of the game and not for likes
stop tweeting with zero likes
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femaleChipSkylark😬 retweeted
Look at this beauty ✨ Her real hair is just as long as her bundle.
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femaleChipSkylark😬 retweeted
after being outside last night, I think I’m ready to full commit to the crib with the exception of birthday celebration, friend-ran events and vacation outings
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