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God bless America. God bless Donald Trump ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท

Joined September 2015
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Hey Viva, I love the way youโ€™re built โ€” you look so confident and beautiful. Been thinking of inviting you to Nairobi for a date. Would love to take you out and show you around. Hate the thought of a woman like you stuck under Museveni. What do you think?
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As soon as Edwin Sifuna takes office, he will move to scrap the housing levy, do away with fuel levy and eliminate an estimated Ksh 500 billion deliberately added into the national budget to be stolen through corruption. #LindaMwananchiMovement #LMM
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Champions of Europe, you'll never sing that! You'll never sing that, you'll never sing that! Champions of Europe, you'll never sing that! North London... still trophy-less!
๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Blablablabla........
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The view from my balcony, KQ @KenyaAirways taking off from JKIA
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Mo other football manager should be allowed to wear a black cap with a red logo while sporting a grey beard. Jรผrgen Klopp has trademarked that look forever โ€” nearly had a heart attack thinking the boss was back managing in the Premier League! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
๐Ÿšจ Exclusive: Bournemouth are close to appointing Marco Rose as their new manager. The Cherries quickly identified Rose as their preferred choice after Andoni Iraola told them he was leaving at the end of the season. Barring any late hitches, a formal agreement is expected imminently.๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿค @alex_crook
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Yoh, this face looks familiar
I did this set book in highschool and you'll be very surprised by how accurate even the book cover has been drawn. You think I'm lying? Google this book and tell me kama huyo mtu amechorwa hapo mbele hakai familiar๐Ÿ’€
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JUST REMINDING GOD...
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I like that a$$
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This is all a man wants...
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We are working with our Telcos so that we can have a smartphone that will go for less than KES 5000. I want to promise the country that in the next 8 to 12 months we will have the cheapest smartphone in Africa, manufactured in Kenya: President Ruto
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Ijamy retweeted
Cleophas Malala cooking Mr Egg.
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I donโ€™t really understand the maths it takes to send humans behind the Moon and bring them back safely. And the more I sit with that, the more it genuinely messes with my head even tho my love for physics and my knowledge of physics is astounding to a point Somebody had to work out a path where the Moonโ€™s gravity is pulling you in, the Earth is pulling you back, and youโ€™re moving just fast enough and not slow enough not to get trapped by either. They had to figure out the exact angle to come back into Earthโ€™s atmosphere too. Too steep, you burn up. Too shallow, you bounce off and drift into space. And they had to get all of that right at the same time, for real people sitting in a small metal capsule about 400k kilometres away from home. Nothing in that system is standing still. The Moon is moving. The Earth is moving. Even the Sun is pulling on everything. And still, some people looked at all of that motion, all of that chaos, and turned it into numbers you can follow. Go here. Adjust here. Come back here. And unlike nepa light, it infact works. Thereโ€™s also that moment in the journey where the crew passes behind the Moon. No contact with Earth. No signal. Just silence, with a massive rock blocking everything theyโ€™ve ever known. The only reason they can stay calm in that moment is because someone, somewhere, did the maths and proved theyโ€™ll come out the other side. I donโ€™t know what it feels like to trust something that much. To put your life in an equation when youโ€™re that far away from everything. But I do know this for sure, whatever that level of thinking is, whatever it takes to reach it, it might be one of the most extraordinary things human beings have ever done...
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Matthew 28:6 NIV [6] He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he lay. bible.com/bible/111/mat.28.6โ€ฆ
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Greetings on Easter. This sacred day celebrates hope and renewal. May it bring peace, joy and brightness to everyoneโ€™s lives. May the teachings of Jesus Christ inspire all to be kind and strengthen the spirit of togetherness in society.
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Good Friday reminds us of Jesus Christโ€™s sacrifice. May this day further deepen the values of harmony, compassion and forgiveness. May brotherhood and hope guide us all.
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The United States has branded Kenya a haven of corruption, warning that only the, well-connected and powerful, can secure lucrative government contracts,mnasema anaoenewa hata US wanamwonea??? Woiiiii we once had a country!!!
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