laur

i gotta go be myself in my ensuite

home is where the herp-es

another one bites deez nuts

i think cheryl waters would fix me

donair is an aphrodisiac

those tarot readers on instagram are gonna fuck my life up tellin me shit i shouldn’t be told….u have no idea what i will do with fake information

man life is fuckin beans and we’re the wieners baby

having a cold sore makes me feel like i’m wearing a muzzle please lord i need to kiss my friends on the head and try their new vapes

lift with my legs? no thanks, i life with my heart

my friend just said she would never be in an alliance with someone who could be killed by a peanut

please god i need a cold plate in a plastic cup layered like a parfait right now

mary brown’s should do a pop up at fat bastard

i’m wearing a tshirt today; let’s not make a big deal out of it. please.

love to see a boy in those little shorts they like…. pop off u little slut!

Lmao

At karaoke thinking about @henrycow420

Connor just got accused of being gay at the bar

i need the ships to stop barmping

time to eat some chicken’