Mostly grumpy tweets about webdev, basketball, and dnd
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If you’re ever 10 puts/print/console.log statements deep in debugging… don’t give up. That 11th one could be just what you need.
mama said i would be a star one day
didn't realize she was being literal
*body starts to fuse hydrogen
Part of growing up is learning that you have to clean your washing machine or it will really fuck up your clothes
Find one thing and do that thing the best
I Pity The Fool who doesn’t pledge to wash their @Hanes in cold with @Tide. Click below and you could win limited edition Tide tub featuring me, the one and only Mr. T! #MrTurnToCold #sweepstakes No purchase necessary to enter.
I just realized when I'm trying to be a cool manager I put "yo" in front of those messages, and I guess I'm just reflecting on turning 30 this year.
“I used a random encounter generator and it returned 13 bears. Like that could ever happen in real life.” #dnd
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1 human in 1918 is approximately 3.25 humans in 2020
At 500,000 and counting, U.S. Covid fatalities are now far higher than annual deaths from most of those other things.
They’re also higher than any short-term infectious outbreak since 1918, when around 675,000 people died — equivalent to 2.2 million today trib.al/WNSB44S
How weird would it be if he was like “do not call this man by the same subset of his name as you call me”
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Too bad he’s already left and is not constitutionally liable for the things he did while CEO
Internal Amazon documents show how the company has given preferential treatment to a small group of sellers on its India platform and used them to get around government restrictions meant to protect mom-and-pop retailers reut.rs/3qtNny5 by @adityakalra via @specialreports
Tagging someone in a thread that you're both actively engaged in is like having a face to face convo and tapping them on the shoulder every time you speak