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the nigerian urge to keep a nylon because you never know when life will need that particular nylon
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How I feel knowing I have potential but no direction xitter.cf/chillguy171/status/211โฆ
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When youโve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why theyโre all carrying candy bags
(I shouldโve checked the calendar)
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They called me a madman.
My uncle did a mission trip to Africa to teach a village how to raise pigs for food.
They flew in with a bunch of pigs, built pens for them, Food and water troughs, and taught them how to breed them so they could always have meat. Two weeks of work and teaching.
They went back a year later to check on the village. They had thrown a giant party the night after my uncle left, slaughtered and ate all the pigs, sold the feeders and fencing, and were really pissed off that the mission didn't bring them more pigs.
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Lmao she knew ๐ญ
Gael Monfils to Svitolina at the French Open 5 months ago;
"We've been together for 8 beautiful years. I'm not talking about Elina Svitolina the player; I'm talking about the woman, the real woman, my wife. She's always known how to support me as a man."
Gael Monfils' tribute to Elina Svitolina will make your screen blurry
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Chinese bride gifts her partner a flagship GPU at wedding โ he breaks down in tears
She handed him an ASUS ROG Astral RTX 5090 that costs around $12,000
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Shannon Sharpe and Ochocinco looked up Madison Beer while discussing Justin Herbertโs POOR performances this season, leading to the Chargers being 0-5, and instantly understood why he might be DISTRACTED ๐ญ๐
โLet me see what she looks likeโฆ OH SH-T. I donโt put too much cream in my coffee, but I get it.โ ๐ญ๐ญ


























