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Carterefe crying after he spent almost all his money on jasmine ๐๐๐
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Carter Efe started to praying for Wizkid, Davido, Burna Boy and Asake after listening to Kokopeeโs song! ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Jasmine told Carter Efe to blow his nose after his viral drooling clip, but he refuses until they subscribe ๐ญ๐๐
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My friend hit a โฌ3.5 million accumulator on a UEFA Champions League parlay, but the payout clause ruined his life.
A close friend of mine, Ryan, won โฌ3.5 million betting on a 6 leg Champions League accumulator during the knockout stages, predicting exact scores for Real Madrid, Manchester City, and Bayern Munich. But instead of taking the lump sum upfront, the betting syndicate offered him an option: โฌ15,000 every month for life. Six months later, the whole situation turned into a nightmare.
Ryan took the monthly annuity because he didn't trust himself with โฌ3.5 million all at once. At first, everything seemed perfect. He paid off his motherโs mortgage, bought an apartment downtown, and started funding a new business venture with his girlfriend, Sophia. He thought the fixed monthly income guaranteed his security forever.
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โDisappointed, but Iโm not surprisedโ has been my biggest state of mind this year
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You fit Dey fvck your babe make she Dey use flashback from her previous sex Dey wet for you. ๐ญ๐
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Anytime I see this type of yansh, I dey give thanks to God cause he know ball gan. ๐
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By the time you finish composing that love poem for her, "He's just a friend" has already sent her 300k for Shawarma. ๐
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When you sleep with her to give her a job and then you go through her documents and find out she went to an all-boys school
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Yamal go don turn coach before he come out
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The quiet person in the room is the smartest una, person wey be olodo ๐๐
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Never underestimate the power of collective actionโฆ change can feel so impossible until the moment it happens
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Interviewer: "Your rรฉsumรฉ is impressive, Reese."
Reese: "Thank you."
Interviewer: "Why did you leave your last company?"
Reese: "I reported something that wasn't right."
Interviewer: "Brave. What was it?"
Reese: "My manager was approving fake invoices."
Interviewer: "For how much?"
Reese: "Just under four hundred thousand dollars."
Interviewer: "And what happened to him?"
Reese: "He was dismissed."
Interviewer: "And you?"
Reese: "They let me go too. Quietly."
Interviewer: "That's unfair."
Reese: "That's what I thought."
Interviewer: "Do you know where he is now?"
Reese: "I do."
Interviewer: "Where?"
Reese: "Across this desk."
The interviewer smiled.
Interviewer: "Took you long enough."
Reese: "I wanted to see if you'd recognize me."
Interviewer: "I recognized you at the door."
Reese: "Then why am I still in the chair?"
Interviewer: "Because I need someone who doesn't look the other way."
Reese: "You're offering me a job?"
Interviewer: "Head of audit. Reporting to me."
Reese: "You want the man who exposed you to audit you."
Interviewer: "Yes."
Reese: "That's either brave or stupid."
Interviewer: "I've been both."
Reese: "What's the catch?"
Interviewer: "Four hundred thousand dollars. I'm paying it back. Quietly."
Reese stood and buttoned his jacket.
Reese: "I'll think about it."
Interviewer: "You walked in already knowing your answer."
Reese: "I wanted you to ask first."















