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i will be posting about it, or at least considering it

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Milton makes this clear, it’s all the guys giving their opinions under the veil of free choice but ultimately Lucifer has the final say. They’re all trying to sway his opinion like a King’s small council
@redaction
@redactionOct 21
>Heaven is an autocracy >Hell has a parliament
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None burger all beef
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 21
Burger King is selling bunless burgers made with nothing but beef in Japan The patties cost more than regular cheeseburgers
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Stayed a night a few houses down from here in the spring, gorgeous neighborhood and seemingly empty
i/o
@avidseriesOct 11
For the price of a 600-square-foot studio condo in Manhattan, you could own a 16-room 1878 French Second Empire mansion in West Virginia. zillow.com/homedetails/904-J…

904 Juliana St, Parkersburg, WV 26101 | Zillow

904 Juliana St, Parkersburg WV, is a Single Family home that contains 5827 sq ft and was built in 1878.It contains 4 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms. The Zestimate for this Single Family is $668,300.The...

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They’re called cow cats and they’re evil
xallicatx⚢@staticreckoningOct 9
saw a polka dot cat for the first time ever. i had no idea this was possible.
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mune murakami. mune murakami can you hear me
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“andrew” retweeted
payton ✮⋆˙@bedsysosOct 10
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@buffysOct 8
the people’s princess
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Obama standing a little too close to you would be like: Let me be near #WelcomeBackStrauss
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stay away from her
correlation@nosyone4Oct 3
Shirt gets stuck and Caitlin said she is not helping him
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I remain shocked they had the camera obscura the whole time but didn’t figure out the photograph until the 1800s
sal 🫐@ghostinmypocketOct 2
Current obsession: women tracing their lovers shadow before they go off to war :(
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I woulda figured it out
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As opposed to the condition with which I was afflicted in elementary school, the mnemonic plague
Annie Jacobsen
@AnnieJacobsenOct 2
🚨Breaking. There's been a pneumonic plague outbreak at a BSL-3 lab in Siberia, Russia.🚨 "Nearly 200 People Under Observation After Irkutsk Lab Worker Dies From Plague" - Moscow Times This is fact, and also the inciting incident in my book BIOLOGICAL WAR: A SCENARIO, which is unnerving. Will post more as I learn more, including from Russian speaking sources🧵 shorturl.at/De4kW

Nearly 200 People Under Observation After Irkutsk Lab Worker Dies From Plague

Health authorities in Siberia’s Irkutsk region have placed nearly 200 people under medical observation after a laboratory worker died from plague, according to media reports and a statement by a...

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Rowdy you will not see the gates of Heaven
Executive Asst. Commissioner Diane J. Sabatino
@OFOEACOct 1
.@CBPPortDirJFK K9 Rowdy had a busy day at JFK! He alerted to a bag from Ghana with 72 lbs of yams, veggies, and spices—all prohibited. Thanks to Rowdy, these items were stopped at the border. Who’s a good dog? 🐶🦴
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Imagine how Mr. Met feels watching this
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Dom Smith in October makes me feel something. Idk what it is but it’s something
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unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 1
BREAKING: President Trump reportedly asked for Grok's opinion before invading Venezuela and capturing Nicolás Maduro, per TC
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They play in different leagues
Brett Taylor
@Brett_A_TaylorSep 30
One Chicago baseball team won 89 games, finished in second place, and was rewarded by facing the hottest team in baseball. Another Chicago baseball team won 84 games, finished in second place, and was rewarded by facing the worst playoff team in history. BASEBALL!!!
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In another life I’d like to be the guy who wrote the skyrizi jingle
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Huge news for Straussheads everywhere. This year’s MLB postseason helmets remind us that Strauss’s line of durable and affordable workwear is the championship choice on and off the field #WelcomeBackStrauss
Chris Creamer | SportsLogos.net@sportslogosnetSep 29
The Strauss ostrich is back on all MLB helmets for a third straight October -- both sides, every team, Postseason right through to the World Series. Details: news.sportslogos.net/2026/09…

Strauss Logo to Appear on All MLB Helmets During 2026 Postseason and World Series

Major League Baseball's partnership with German workwear company Strauss enters its third year in 2026, with the ostrich logo once again appearing on both sides of every batting helmet throughout the...

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I’m bringing this back in a big way
Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸
@nikicaga25 Dec 2025
People used to do random things for long stretches of their life. Presidents did stints as dockworkers in their 20s and rural teachers in their 30s Today, if you're not published in reputable journals in HS and did the right internships in college, you may as well kill yourself
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